Lauren Jade Martin

Lauren Jade Martin Artist - Creative Consultant

03/10/2026

Yeah, my kids will hate me while eating fresh paella on the back of a boat in the Mediterranean 😅🥘 🐟 But jokes aside, this mentality & the statistics around children's nutrition is a HUGE problem.
After cleaning dozens of kitchens .health the pattern I keep seeing is alarming -
Adults eating salads & protein bowls while their kids snack drawer looks like a gas station shelf.
Goldfish, uncrustables, fruit snacks from concentrate. Frozen nuggets on repeat.
Look I get it - kids can be picky, life is busy & these foods are designed to be EASY.
But look, here's what should make us re-examine priorities, time management & ditch the excuses:
🧠 1 in 5 children now have diagnosable mental health disorder - and research emerging directly links UPF consumption to increased rates of ADHd, anxiety & depression in kids.

🤯95% Increase in Type-2 Diabetes in children in 20 years. You GUYS. A disease that did not present in kids before this...

I'm not here to shame anyone, I'm here to inspire & help busy, overwhelmed parents.

Ingredients like industrial seed oils, corn syrup, added sugars (yes, even organic) dyes, flavors etc all trigger inflammation, disrupt gut bacteria & affect neurotransmitters responsible for focus, mood & behavior.

The meltdowns, stomaches, restlessness - that's the food talking through our children.

The swap doesn't have to be a fight or complete overhaul overnight.. it starts w/ reducing visibility & accessibility while encouraging new habits & introducing real food that tastes yummy without being scary.

That's exactly what I do w/ the Kitchen Edit. Want to start shopping smarter?
Comment CLEAN & I'll dm you my Free Clean Grocery Guide to learn more about nasty ingredients to avoid & how to bring more real foods into your family's home!

02/25/2026

NGL - having fun 🤩 but baby is in the plan, don't worry mom 😉 but loving life IS the point.

Creating your dream life, happiness & inner peace is 100% a YOU job. No one can do it for you.

I truly believe that in we peace is not achievable when your environment is chaotic or you're fueling yourself poorly. You gotta take care of the spacesuit (your body) and its garage is just as important.

You're a fu***ng Ferrari baby, so start treating yourself like it.

This philosophy is why I created .health my life changed when I changed my mindset & habits towards how I respected my body & space.

Find the silver lining in all of this even when it feels impossible...
03/31/2020

Find the silver lining in all of this even when it feels impossible...

As we face the reality of being unable to go to work, school or events, or gather in normal ways due to the coronavirus pandemic, we can be miserable or we can reframe our time at home as an opportunity to take stock, and tackle projects we’ve put off.

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