RATED S

RATED S “Rated S” is a sketch comedy troupe in Ashburn, Va, combining poor taste and bad judgement

Helen's thoughts on Code Orange alerts....
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Helen's thoughts on Code Orange alerts....

Another Code Orange Alert from Helen

05/19/2023

Can I blow your mind?

If TikTok is outlawed, only Outlaws will have TikTok.

A big thank you to everyone who came out this weekend for Episode IV. Didn't get to catch it because it was completely s...
02/27/2023

A big thank you to everyone who came out this weekend for Episode IV. Didn't get to catch it because it was completely sold out? Stay tuned. Episode V will be here before you know it.

🚨LOW TICKET ALERT🚨Only a handful of tickets remain for Episode IV at StageCoach Theatre this weekend. 7pm doors/730pCurt...
02/22/2023

🚨LOW TICKET ALERT🚨Only a handful of tickets remain for Episode IV at StageCoach Theatre this weekend. 7pm doors/730p
Curtain. Grab one while you can:

Ashburn’s own Rated S sketch comedy troupe, best known for combining poor taste and bad judgement with hilarious results, is back for more performances at StageCoach Theatre in Ashburn, VA. So you say you’ve been trying for years to get tickets to a certain late night TV show live from NY? Well,...

It's halftime at the Super Bowl, Rihanna sucks, and "The Real Husbands Of Ashburn 2" premieres NOW!!!When Patty says to ...
02/13/2023

It's halftime at the Super Bowl, Rihanna sucks, and "The Real Husbands Of Ashburn 2" premieres NOW!!!

When Patty says to click the damn link, YOU CLICK THE DAMN LINK: https://youtu.be/l90dOAHV2xE

Don't forget to stay through the entire ending credits for a special Rated S message!!!

Rihanna WHO?? I'd rather play Quidditch..."The Real Husbands Of Ashburn 2", the long-awaited sequel to the critically-ac...
02/12/2023

Rihanna WHO?? I'd rather play Quidditch...

"The Real Husbands Of Ashburn 2", the long-awaited sequel to the critically-acclaimed smash hit digital short from Rated S - Episode Three premieres live TONIGHT, exclusively on Rated S on YouTube, as soon as the Super Bowl goes to halftime!!

Be sure to stay through the entire ending credits for a special message from us here at Rated S...

Don't miss out = subscribe NOW!!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtSYO_cgvYuO2Y14vDiXUOQ

There's something coming for halftime of the Super Bowl tomorrow night = once she finds out what it is, it just might be...
02/12/2023

There's something coming for halftime of the Super Bowl tomorrow night = once she finds out what it is, it just might be ya girlfriend for a change...

Subscribe to Rated S on YouTube and stay tuned!!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtSYO_cgvYuO2Y14vDiXUOQ

🖕🏾😎🖕🏾

THE MAN OF 1,000 MOVIES.Our resident Rated S bad-ass and film critic, John Dub, has just released the first episode of h...
11/27/2022

THE MAN OF 1,000 MOVIES.

Our resident Rated S bad-ass and film critic, John Dub, has just released the first episode of his movie review show in well over a year and a half!! PEEP IT!!

IT'S BEEN A MINUTE!!!New format. New multiverses of madness. New clips. Some s**t that I shot in 2K21, too. Only 25 seconds of it was filmed in-studio. In an...

Check out our YouTube channel.
10/25/2022

Check out our YouTube channel.

“Rated S” is an Ashburn, Va - based sketch comedy troupe combining poor taste and bad judgement with hilarious results. Tell all your friends. But don’t tell...

We are Rated S
10/06/2022

We are Rated S

08/31/2022
Get ready LoCo sketch comedy fans! Rated S Live Episode III is coming to StageCoachFriday, September 30thSaturday, Octob...
08/26/2022

Get ready LoCo sketch comedy fans! Rated S Live Episode III is coming to StageCoach
Friday, September 30th
Saturday, October 1st
Tickets on sale now.

Ashburn’s own Rated S sketch comedy troupe, best known for combining poor taste and bad judgement with hilarious results, is back for more performances at StageCoach Theatre in Ashburn, VA. So you say you’ve been trying for years to get tickets to a certain late night TV show live from NY? Well,...

We rocked a packed house at the Great Oak Theater in Ashburn this past Sunday. PM us for details on how to book us for y...
08/22/2022

We rocked a packed house at the Great Oak Theater in Ashburn this past Sunday. PM us for details on how to book us for your next event.

Boss: Ok. It’s the end of the season. We gotta get rid of this patio furniture. Let’s mark it down and put it on clearan...
08/08/2022

Boss: Ok. It’s the end of the season. We gotta get rid of this patio furniture. Let’s mark it down and put it on clearance.

Worker: Don’t worry. I know exactly what to do. I‘m on it.

This spaghetti sauce really gets me….
07/31/2022

This spaghetti sauce really gets me….

We just finished auditions and are super-excited to introduce the newest Rated S players. Meet Amber Champ, accomplished...
06/13/2022

We just finished auditions and are super-excited to introduce the newest Rated S players. Meet Amber Champ, accomplished actor and budding filmmaker. Amber is a veteran of the DMV theater scene and co-starred in the web series “Angels On Earth”. Amber is also making her mark in short film, most recently as the lead in “Intervention”. Welcome, Amber!

We just finished auditions and are super excited to introduce the newest Rated S players. Meet the multi-talented Shelle...
06/13/2022

We just finished auditions and are super excited to introduce the newest Rated S players. Meet the multi-talented Shelley Siller. Dancer, singer, actor and self-professed student of comedy, Shelley has presented her choreography internationally in Scotland, France and Guatemala as well as at area venues such as Wolftrap and the Kennedy Center. You can catch Shelley in Rated S-Episode III this fall at StageCoach Theatre.

And here...We...GO!!"The Real Husbands Of Ashburn" premieres TONIGHT at 7P EST/6P CST, exclusively on Rated S on YouTube...
05/26/2022

And here...We...GO!!

"The Real Husbands Of Ashburn" premieres TONIGHT at 7P EST/6P CST, exclusively on Rated S on YouTube!!

The official countdown starts at 6:55P = just click the link and enjoy!! 🤘🏾😎🤘🏾

Meet Chad, Dom, Marco, Jason...and Angela? Wait, who brought their wife to the bros-only BBQ??This hilarious send-up of reality TV takes place in a city wide...

The wait is over..."The Real Husbands Of Ashburn" premieres TONIGHT at 7PM EST on YouTube!!Subscribe and set your remind...
05/26/2022

The wait is over..."The Real Husbands Of Ashburn" premieres TONIGHT at 7PM EST on YouTube!!

Subscribe and set your reminders!!

The critically-acclaimed smash hit digital short from Rated S - Episode Two is FINALLY coming to streaming this Memorial Day weekend!!"The Real Husbands Of A...

https://bit.ly/38IlfUC
05/24/2022

https://bit.ly/38IlfUC

AUDITION NOTICE: Rated S, an Ashburn, VA-based, sketch comedy troupe, is holding in-person, open call auditions for their upcoming SNL-style shows that include original sketches, digital shorts and live music performances.

Auditions will be held on Sunday, June 5th from 2pm-4pm and Saturday, June 11th from 2pm-4pm at StageCoach Theater, 20937 Ashburn Rd. Suites 115 and 120, Ashburn, VA 20147. Auditions will consist of a one-minute comedic monologue (preferably memorized) along with cold readings from select Rated S sketch scripts.

Please check out our website for the link to reserve your audition slot and for the email to submit your resume and headshot. https://www.stagecoachtc.com/rated-s-sketch-comedy/

From our twitter feed:
03/11/2022

From our twitter feed:

From my friend, Sarah F.
02/24/2022

From my friend, Sarah F.

RATED S LIVE is back for Episode 2! All new skits, digital shorts and live music. 2 NIGHTS ONLY: Friday, March 4th and S...
02/12/2022

RATED S LIVE is back for Episode 2! All new skits, digital shorts and live music. 2 NIGHTS ONLY: Friday, March 4th and Saturday, March 5th. LIMITED SEATING. Get your tix here: https://stagecoachtc.com/rated-s-sketch-comedy/

Ashburn’s own Rated S sketch comedy troupe, best known for combining poor taste and bad judgement with hilarious results, is back for more performances at StageCoach Theatre in Ashburn, VA. Rated S LIVE! is scheduled for Friday, March 4 and Saturday, March 5. So you say you’ve been trying for ye...

When you still have Christmas presents to wrap and you’re out of holiday wrapping paper….(via twitter )
12/27/2021

When you still have Christmas presents to wrap and you’re out of holiday wrapping paper….
(via twitter )

Merry Christmas!
12/22/2021

Merry Christmas!

10/29/2021

Meta? More like “Meh”

So you’ve heard the buzz and regret missing our first live show? No worries because you have one more chance, on Friday,...
10/25/2021

So you’ve heard the buzz and regret missing our first live show? No worries because you have one more chance, on Friday, 11/5. Come check out LoCo’s newest, best and only original sketch comedy show at StageCoach Theater in Ashburn. Don’t delay! Only a limited number of seats remain. (Sure, you could livestream it, but that’s not as much fun…)

Make your reservations here, today:

https://bit.ly/3pATfrK

(SCTC-Ashburn) Ashburn’s own Rated S sketch comedy troupe, best known for combining poor taste and bad judgement with hilarious results, has announced their first ever, live and in-person show dates for their inaugural 2021-2022 season at StageCoach Theatre in Ashburn, VA. Rated S LIVE! debuts on ...

🚨Rated S Live and in-person! This Friday, 10/22, 730pm. StageCoach Theater, Ashburn. Tix/streaming passes here:
10/18/2021

🚨Rated S Live and in-person! This Friday, 10/22, 730pm. StageCoach Theater, Ashburn. Tix/streaming passes here:

The latest comedy troupe from StageCoach Theatre, Rated S will be holding in-person and livestreamed performances of its sketch comedy. Join us for the inaugural season of this SNL-style skit show which will include original sketches, digital shorts, and live music performances.

08/20/2021

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BIG NEWS SKETCH COMEDY FANS!OPEN CALL FOR SKETCH IDEAS!!Rated S is excited to announce that we will be making our live s...
05/24/2021

BIG NEWS SKETCH COMEDY FANS!
OPEN CALL FOR SKETCH IDEAS!!

Rated S is excited to announce that we will be making our live show debut at StageCoach Theater in Ashburn, Va, this fall, and YOU could be a part of it. We are currently in script development and seeking audience input for sketch ideas. If you’ve ever been disappointed by the inconsistent quality of a certain tv show that airs on Saturday nights from New York, now is your chance to flex.

Be a part of LoCo’s very first crowd-sourced sketch comedy show and submit your ideas to Rated S. We’ll take the best suggestions and develop scripts that could be performed at our live shows in October and November. If we use your idea, you’ll win a fabulous prize pack that will include free tickets to the show.

Please consider the following prompts as you develop your sketch idea:

Where are we?
Who are we?
Why are we there?
What is going on?

Be as specific as possible but describe your idea to us in 100 words or less in the body of your email (please no attachments or cloud drive links) and send to:

[email protected]

Deadline for submissions is June 30, 2021

This ever happen to you?
05/13/2021

This ever happen to you?

It’s starting to get a little out of hand in the gas line at Costco....😬
05/12/2021

It’s starting to get a little out of hand in the gas line at Costco....😬

I’ve got a lot of questions about this:-why is “hand-pulled” even a selling feature? Almost equivalent to “pre-chewed”, ...
05/07/2021

I’ve got a lot of questions about this:

-why is “hand-pulled” even a selling feature? Almost equivalent to “pre-chewed”, IMO.
-what was the status of the chicken during the hand-pulling?
-Whose hands?
-Are we sure they washed them?

The quantities they make you buy at Costco these days to get a deal is getting ridiculous.
04/15/2021

The quantities they make you buy at Costco these days to get a deal is getting ridiculous.

Spring is in the air and it’s gardening time....
04/12/2021

Spring is in the air and it’s gardening time....

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