Sourpuss

08/23/2026

**THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL ROCK ’N’ ROLL SURVIVORS! 🔥🤘**

Well, well, well…

**YOU ACTUALLY SURVIVED THE SOURPUSS 5 ALARM SHOW AT SKIDZ.**

Honestly, I’m impressed. 😈

Some of you came in looking like perfectly functioning adults…

And left looking like you’d been **dragged through a rock ’n’ roll war zone by your last remaining brain cell.**

That’s how we like it.

From the bottom of my furry, slightly dehydrated, rock ’n’ roll heart — **THANK YOU** to everyone who showed up, screamed, drank, danced, sweated, raised hell and helped us turn Skidz into one giant **5 ALARM FIRE.** 🔥🔥🔥

You brought the chaos.

We brought the noise.

And together…

**WE PROBABLY VIOLATED SEVERAL LOCAL NOISE ORDINANCES.**

As for me?

I’m going back to the pool.

I’ve got a beverage that needs my immediate attention. 🍹😎

Until the next time…

**STAY SOUR.
STAY LOUD.
STAY A LITTLE UNHINGED.**

And remember…

**Sn**ch saw what you did last night.**

And **Sn**ch approves.** 😈🐱🤘

— **Sn**ch**
*Chief Instigator & Survivor of the SourPuss 5 Alarm Fire*

08/22/2026

Here's a Sn**ch-approved post dripping with rock 'n' roll attitude:

🚨🔥 5-ALARM FIRE NOTICE! 🔥🚨

Listen up, you beautiful heathens... the Albuquerque Fire Department just called. Apparently SourPuss is scheduled to ignite the stage August 22, and they're already running low on hoses.

I'm Sn**ch, and I highly recommend you bring:
🤘 Earplugs? Nope.
🤘 A fire extinguisher? Maybe.
🤘 A lawyer? Probably.
🤘 Your ex? Only if you want to remind them what they lost.

This ain't your grandma's bingo night... unless Grandma drinks whiskey, throws devil horns, and starts a mosh pit.

We're crankin' the amps to "call your insurance agent" and serving riffs hotter than a jalapeño stuffed with dynamite.

⚠️ WARNING: Side effects may include sore cheeks from grinning, temporary hearing loss, spontaneous air guitar, dancing on tables, and waking up Sunday wondering why your voice sounds like a gravel truck.

AUGUST 22
The only thing getting roasted harder than the stage... is anyone who decides to stay home.

Show up early.
Show up loud.
Or stay home polishing your participation trophies.

🔥 SourPuss is coming... and I'm bringing the gasoline.

— Sn**ch 🤘😈

08/14/2026

07/26/2026

**🚨 OFFICIAL DAMAGE REPORT FROM Sn**ch 🚨**

Well... that escalated beautifully.

OT's asked SourPuss to "turn it up a little."

So we turned it up until the **ROOF FILED FOR DIVORCE.** 💥🤘

The stage? Charbroiled.
The walls? Still smoking.
The amps? Begging for workers' comp.
The bartender? Pouring drinks with one eyebrow missing.
The parking lot? Looked like a demolition derby sponsored by bad decisions.

Meanwhile, I'm casually strolling out with the only survivor.....some poor rat that thought front row tickets were a good idea. 🐀💀

The best part?

Every single one of you lunatics walked out grinning like you'd just robbed a casino with AC/DC playing in the getaway car.

No arrests...
(That we're admitting to.)

No regrets...
(That we can remember.)

Just another perfectly irresponsible night of **SourPuss Rock & Roll Therapy.**

If you missed this one, don't worry...
We'll be blowing the shingles off another joint soon.

Bring your loudest friends.
Leave your delicate feelings at home.
Wear clean underwear...
because after a SourPuss show, **nothing is guaranteed except permanent grin damage.**

🤘 **SOURPUSS**
**We don't play concerts...**
**We leave crime scenes with guitar solos.**

💥 Grab your merch before it disappears.
🌐 **SourPussTheBand.com**

**chApproved

07/25/2026

🚨☠️ **ATTENTION, YOU MAGNIFICENT ROCK 'N ROLL MISFITS OF THE 505!** ☠️🚨

Sn**ch here...

Cancel your knitting club.
Tell your couch you're seeing other furniture.
And for the love of loud guitars... **SHOW UP EARLY THIS SATURDAY!**

**SourPuss is invading OT's, and we're not leaving until the walls sweat rock 'n' roll.**

Parking's gonna be tighter than spandex on an '80s hair band after an all-you-can-eat burrito buffet. Miss the early arrival and you'll be parking in the next ZIP code, hitchhiking behind a shopping cart and questioning your life choices.

Inside?

🔥 Face-melting guitars.
🥁 Drums that punch harder than your ex's attitude.
🎤 Vocals that'll rattle your fillings loose.
🍺 Cold beer.
🤘 Loud friends.
😈 Bad decisions wrapped in unforgettable memories.

Bring your crew.
Bring your loudest laugh.
Bring that neighbor who's always telling you to "turn it down."

Leave your drama, your excuses, and your good judgment at home.

By the end of the night you'll be sweaty, hoarse, grinning like an escaped inmate, and wondering why every Saturday can't hit this hard.

⚠️ **Fair warning:** Side effects may include sore necks from headbanging, ringing ears, spontaneous air guitar, buying way too much SourPuss merch, and waking up Sunday with glitter, guitar picks, and absolutely no regrets.

So get there EARLY...
Claim your spot...
Raise your glass...
Throw those horns high...

Because when **SourPuss** lights the fuse...

**The only thing louder than the band... will be the crowd.**

See you at OT's...

If you're not there, don't worry...
We'll tell everyone you stayed home alphabetizing your sock drawer.

**— Sn**ch**
*Professional Instigator. Amateur Therapist. Full-Time Rock 'N Roll Menace.* 🤘💀

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🔥 **Sn**ch Seal of Approval:** *"Rock hard. Laugh harder. Don't be the poor bastard watching everybody else's videos on Sunday."* 🤘💀