12/05/2022
Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's restaurant. When I got there, I met my younger sister serving food to a very beautiful woman π₯°π. I couldn't resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer. My younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled and played along.
Me: "Hey young girl! give me food, I'm on a hurry, I didn't park my car well.
(My sister smiled and the lady gave me a charming look π)
My sister: (Serving me my food) Customer you can change cars π. Look at the type of car you brought today π (pointing at someone's Range Rover that was parked outside)
Me: Yeah, that one belongs to my mom. My dad travelled, so my mom took his Rolls Royce π, so I decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am tired of driving my Mercedes Benz.
My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it ππ
I was left alone with the woman, so I introduced myself to her and we started chatting and I brain washed her.
When she was about to accept me, my mother entered from nowhere.... pooom!!! the next thing I heard was....................
"Buyaran π£π£ Who served you meat?"
"I always tell you that meat is for only customers. Anyway did you sell all the sugar cane???
Cheiii.................. my mother ashamed me.
I am still looking for where to collpase. I have disgraced my ancestors ππ