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Huu sio mti..Huu ni Mputika💀..Alikatwa kichwa lakini hakufa..Na mimi namlinda😭💍...
Kila SAA NNE 22:00 Usiku namwaga maji💧⚔️

Tupo 108/200 je Wewe ni namba ngapi?

22/05/2026

Miti inaniambia "Nenda nyumbani 🌳" ndege wananiambia "Kaa hapahapa 🐦" sasa sijui nichague kipi😩

19/05/2026

Tangu mti ukatwe..Mpaka leo sina kivuli..Nakaa juani k**a samaki aliyetupwa ufukweni🌵
We ungeamua nini?

18/05/2026

Waliukata kichwa namimi nipo nasikitika huku ndege ananitia Moyo 🌵💀

14/05/2026

Ndege anasema eti tangu huu mti ukatwe..hana pa kulala maana nyumba yake ilikuwa kwenye huu mti..🌳😃

sasa mimi nimsaidieje.🤔



13/05/2026

Leo nimeamua kumfanya mputika aoge kwa lazima🌵😂...
Vp nimezingua au La😃



12/05/2026

Sheria inasema "Kata miti panda mti" lakini watu walikata mti halafu wakakimbia💀
Tumeanzisha kesi⚖️,
- Chupa ya maji ni ushahidi namba moja🥤,
- Ndege ni mashahidi namba mbili🐦

Mimi na mti tuko standby kusikiliza Hukumu.. Suluari ya purple 💜 Ni suti ya mahak**a😂⚖️

Wewe ni Hakimu.. Hukumu gani itolewe?😂

11/05/2026

Amegoma kunywa maji💧..Anataka soda🤔
Lakini Ndege🐦 wananiambia "M-mwagie tu..m-mwagie atakauka"😂😂
Mimi k**a Mfalme wa miti, naomba maoni yenu

1. Nimmwagie =Ashi😭

2. Nisimmwagie=Akauke💀

3. Nimpe soda= Afe mazima🍾



10/05/2026

Nilimnywesha maji mara ya kwanza, akasema eti ni matamu😃

Nikamnywesha mara ya pili akasema eti maji hayaelewi🤔"

Nikamnywesha mara ya tatu akasema eti ni machungu yana chumvi..sasa anataka soda na mimi Sina 😭💀

Ndege wakawa wananicheka🐦😂

Hataki kunywa maji nani anitumie ya soda?😂👇






09/05/2026

Nilitembea umbali mrefu..ili nimnunulie Maji Mputika 💧..Ili nije nimpe Mputika asikauke chaajabu ndege akasema eti hayatoshi🤔

Mputika alimjibu ndege "Mkuu Acha hizo..Bei ya maji imepanda😂😂"

Mimi nikashangaa nikasema "Duuuh! Hata kaburini kumbe kuna mfumuko wa Bei"💀

Comment "MWAGA TU😂 au RUDISHA DUKANI🤔"




08/05/2026

Ndege yupo ananitia Moyo..🐦

Nilikuja kupumzika kivulini nikakuta Mshua kashakatwa kichwa 😂💀

Hata mimi nimesimama hapa na chupa ya Kilimanjaro kumuombea msamaha💧maana jamaa alikatwa kichwa akiwa kazini..Hana Kosa😭🙌
Ama hakika nimepoteza kivuli 🤔

K**a na wewe ushawahi kufika sehemu ukakuta "Package Imeisha" Comment "😂🙌" nikuunge mkono



08/05/2026

Nimesimama hapa..Mahali walipomkata kichwa Mputika wangu..🌵
Walidhani wataua ujumbe..WALIKOSEA.
Damu yake ilikuwa maji..Na maji yamezaa..😭💧
Hii ndio nyumba ya waliokataliwa..Ya wale walioumizwa..Ya wale walioitwa wajinga...Kichwa kimekatwa lakini MIZIZ IPO. NA MIMI NIPO.
K**a umewahi kuumizwa..K**a umewahi kukataliwa, KARIBU. Hapa ndipo tunapoanzia upya. Pamoja.

Comment "💧🕊️" Nikuone. Nikuongeze Team 200.

Saa 22:00 tunamwaga kwa heshima ya shahidi.




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