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25/03/2025

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๐ŸšฉFOOTBALL VS SยฃX1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚2. Dating a girl today ...
22/03/2025

๐ŸšฉFOOTBALL VS SยฃX

1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

2. Dating a girl today and having sโ‚ฌx on the same day = Free kick๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

3. Condom = Defender๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

4. Abortion = Red card๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

5. Condom breaks = Penalty๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

7. Having sโ‚ฌx without a condom = Own goal๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Taking a lot of time without c^ming = Man of the match๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

9. Sโ‚ฌxing three girls in one day = Hat trick๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

10. Having sยฃx with ur Ex = Friendly match๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

11. Eight years of sยฃx without getting a child = Arsenal๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

13. Taking it gently when having sยฃx = Fair play๐Ÿ˜†

14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜…

16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

17. A lady using pills after sยฃx and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ

19. Having sยฃx with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ

21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over.
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Son:Dad ,will you punish me for sth that I didn't do
Dad; of course not, why
Son; that's great cause I didn't do ur homework "Dating a lady"

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