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men reacting to their wives giving birth.
02/04/2026

men reacting to their wives giving birth.

And this nonsense talk from Ronaldo fans is what will make Ronaldo not to even sniff the world cup. You people have no s...
31/03/2026

And this nonsense talk from Ronaldo fans is what will make Ronaldo not to even sniff the world cup.

You people have no shame, Always finding reasons to compare this guy to Messi. Messi is clearly better than this guy in each and everything.
Am sure only God can only convince you people.

-Messi has more golden boats
-more ballond'ors
-more trophies
-more assists
-Messi even has more goals than Ronaldo depending on games played, more than 100 games less. Imagine how many goals Messi would score if Ronaldo retired now. but the guy refused to retire because he knows Messi is on a serious speed.

Before Messi won his world cup, we were humble, we prayed to God so Messi could win a world cup. We did not spend all our time attacking and comparing him to Ronaldo. This is why Ronaldo will never win the world cup with Portugal, we are praying that some other country wins it and hopefully Portugal can win it when Ronaldo has already retired if they like.

31/03/2026

laziness, that frog is bad and lizards, these are all foods my jununin.

28/07/2025

Did You Know!

Idi Amin Dada once wanted to rename Uganda to "Idi." His trusted advisor jokingly told him.

Maliyamungu: "Do you know they citizens of Cyprus are called Cypriots?

Amin: "What has that got to do with Uganda?"

Maliyamungu: "Well, if you rename Uganda to Idi, the citizens will be called Idiots, including your good self."

Amin: "Aaaah, Maliyamungu you are the most intelligent person in Uganda, after me."

28/07/2025

4 Little known facts about Adi Amin

1. His long title

His title was, “His Excellency, President for life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and the Fishes of the Sea and the Cọnqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in particular”.

2. King of Scotland

The Scottish National Liberation Army, a paramilitary group, was fiģhting to acquire independence from Britain. The group approached Idi Amin for assistance. idi Amin responded with a conditional offer. If he assist and they become free, he must be made King of Scotland.

3. 0rdered by God to expęl Indians from Uganda 🇺🇬

90% of Indians who cọntrolled 90% of Uganda's economy were expęlled from the Uganda. 0ne of the main justification for this expulsion was that God had visited him in a dream and ordered him to expęl Indians from Uganda.

4. Interview with Cọnqueror of British Empire

He once asked western journalists if they weren’t nervous and scared to interview the cọnqueror of the British Empire.

I went to buy eggroll for light refreshment.She said it's 550 instead of 500. I said why, she say things don cost. I say...
28/07/2025

I went to buy eggroll for light refreshment.
She said it's 550 instead of 500.
I said why, she say things don cost.
I say no wahala and bought it

I reached my house, I bite am, and I saw twins eggs😂
I smiled, chop finish and went back to tell her what I saw.

Mama vex say she noticed her eggs wasn't complete in the morning.
She now said I should add money for the extra egg.

Lmao.
Dj, Please play me "Everything na double double 😂

New look.👀
27/07/2025

New look.👀

From the 2nd of August, Lionel Messi will have a dedicated live tracking camera following him every second of the game d...
27/07/2025

From the 2nd of August, Lionel Messi will have a dedicated live tracking camera following him every second of the game during games, which will be broadcasted on Tiktok 📸

Viewers will be able to experience every moment of games from Messi’s perspective 👀

This thing called Tisali, unless it can make me Member of Parliament or invisible to Juba Traffic police I won’t eat it....
29/06/2025

This thing called Tisali, unless it can make me Member of Parliament or invisible to Juba Traffic police I won’t eat it.

First of all, if you have to eat, you throw one in, crack it in half with your teeth, then your tongue has to chase down that tiny nut before you chew and swallow. Which is the waste of time.😂😂

15/05/2024

The Rivalry That Never Existed!

🎙Cristiano Ronaldo after his 2008 Ballon d'Or statement:

🗣️: "I am the best player in the world, the second best player and the third best player in the World." "There are other good players behind me like Kaká, Torres and maybe Messi a bit, but I did what it took to be the best at the moment." »

🎙 Cristiano Ronaldo in 2012:

🗣️: "I'm better than Messi, you can't compare a Ferrari to a Porsche. "I should have won the last 3 Balón D'ors, but it's not up to me." »

🎙Cristiano Ronaldo in 2015 after winning his 4th Golden Boot and Messi had only 3:

🗣️: "The golden boot is more important than the golden ball because the golden ball depends on votes while the golden boot, depends on goals. """

🎙Cristiano Ronaldo in 2017 after winning his 5th Ballon d'Or as Messi:

🗣️: "Messi is a fantastic player, but I think if I had 6, 7 or 8 Ballon d'Or I would be above him." """

🎙 Cristiano Ronaldo in 2019 after winning the Nations League:

🗣️: "My dream has always been to win something for my country, when you win something for your country, it's completely different." """

🎙Cristiano Ronaldo in 2021 when Messi won Copa America:

🗣️: "You won't be a legend unless you get an important title with your country's team like the Euros or the World Cup"

🎙 Cristiano Ronaldo in 2023:

🗣️: "If you love Cristiano, there's no need to hate Messi." "Both changed the history of football and are respected. The rivalry is over. »

Leo Messi never responded to such provocations, he was always humble working in silence. 😆😆

Always step down from things that cause attention
19/04/2024

Always step down from things that cause attention

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