Your Uncle's Jokes

07/07/2024

Dear Fellow Comrades in the kingdom of Vawulence, I have come up with Laws of Vawulence:

1.The amount of vawulence passed from one comrade to another is inversely proportional to delayed peace.

2. Vawulence can never be denied, it can only be delayed.

3.Vawulence can not be created or destroyed, it can only be transferred from one comrade to another.

4.Vawulence will remain in its state of rest unless it is acted upon by an external comrade.

Vawulence, everywhere you go. 😁

06/07/2024

New Movie Alert

LEAD ACTOR: Single Dee
TITLE: Sour Flavors
DURATION: 0:56

DISCLAIMER!!!
No Slay Queens were harmed in the making of this video.

18/06/2024

Somebody should tell Macco Bwoy to make a video of his hit song "Fire"(ft. Amac Don) as quick as possible. The song is bigger than he thinks. The song will take him far.

14/06/2024

Bor community pride vs Jieng Jonglei pride 🤔

11/06/2024

FOUR CATEGORIES OF CONFUSED MEN IN THIS
GENERATION

1. A man who after impregnating a lady, he
denies being the owner of the pregnancy
Later, After the lady has struggled alone and
now the child is a bit older, he now wants to
be involved with the child. If the child was
not yours while still in the womb, why is it
suddenly yours now??
2. A man who doesn't want to raise another
man's child but goes ahead and marries a
woman who has a child and tells her to
leave the child at her parent's home, instead
of simply marrying a woman without a child
at all.
3. A man who marries a graduate with a
degree or a diploma only to tell her to quit
job and take care of children. If you wanted
a housewife, why not marry a grade 2
dropout instead of killing dreams of
someone who has worked so hard to reach
that far?
4. A man who is a drunkard but goes ahead
to marry a church girl and make her life a
living hell. If you are a drunkard, marry your
fellow drunkard and drink yourselves to
madness without stressing anyone
5. Lastly, A man who supports Arsenal 😂

10/06/2024

You loaned your friend 4,000,000.00 last year and since then, he has refused to pay back, which has deteriorated the friendship.

You beg him to just pay you 2,000,000.00 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis.

Your friend then says he can only get you 1,500,000.00 since that's all he has.

You feel like you have no option but to accept.

You eventually give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.

You wake up the next morning, checked your account and there is 15,000,000.00 in it.

You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed 15M.

You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back 13,500,000.00 since he only meant to send #1,500,000.00 and mistakenly added an extra "0"

As a well-brought-up person, what are you supposed to do:

1. Send back 13,500,000.00

2. Take your full 4,000,000.00

3. Keep the entire 15,000,000.00

4. Switch off your phone and relocate

Let's see some Options.

01/05/2024

Sherikat Girls Nowdays Move With Their Own Condoms & Pillows 🏃

24/04/2024

Is it wrong to date a dead man wife Especially when the Dead Man is still alive? 🤔

21/04/2024

11/04/2024

You owe nobody big breasts
Shake those decimal points with pride 😹😐🤧

08/04/2024

- Defend her in public
- Correct her in private
- Punish her on bed

05/04/2024

Block 6, Bor, South Sudan.