GUP SHUP

08/06/2025

15/12/2022

May your coffee kick in before reality does.

18/07/2016

Test cricket proving much too easy for Yasir Shah.
New test Number 1 bowler

01/06/2016

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

03/09/2015

29/06/2015

31/08/2013

Duniya k saare dard ek taraf
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Aur slow internet chalne ka dard ek taraf....
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Haye sehan nhi hota

22/08/2013

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*
SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: Ok, it was A Day with a P**n Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what p**n was. *Robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*

15/07/2013

شاہد آفریدی کی بری عادت

10/07/2013

رمضان مبارك

19/06/2013

English would have been easier if Shakespeare's Mom had an abortion. :D

19/06/2013

anyone interested