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23/07/2013

Height of Good Luck!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns... . . .
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good, Sit down :p :D

04/07/2013

22/06/2013

Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :

Girl :- Kaunn ho tum?

Boy :- Hasrat tumhari.

Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?

Boy : Mohhabat tumhari.

Girl:- Pachtaoge tum

Boy :- Kismat hamari

Girl :- Married hoon main.
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari .,

Thoko Like

22/06/2013

Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab
hota hai ?
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata
ho, Aur
pichhe se teacher aake
kahe,
?
?
?
? ?
?
?
Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala
dekh raha hai.... .
Kasam se seena chaura ho
jata he

students thoko like

22/06/2013

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..

1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai

2nd sem: Chalo try karenge

3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai

4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai

5th sem: Bhai kisi se intro to kara

6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi

7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna...

And Finally With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya...

22/06/2013

Har Ladki Ki Life Me 1 Aesa
Ladka Hota Hai Jise Wo Bhula
Nahi Sakti..
Aur
Har Ladke Ki Life Me 1 Aesi
Ladki Hoti Hai Jise Wo Paa
Nahi Sakta

22/06/2013

Purana version: Kamyab nahi kaabil banne ke liye padho,

Kamyabi jhak mar ke pichhe ayegi...
Naya wala Version: Sone ke liye nahi, pass hone ke liye padho,

Neend jhak maar ke pichhe aayegi...

Taaliyan nhi Like thoko...

22/06/2013

Aapke cellphone ka current balance kitna h ?? sab sach sach
btana ;))

Post paid wale to chup hi rehna:P

22/06/2013

"Dosto se problem share krna
achha hota hai.
"Isliye nhi ki wo use solve
krte hai Par
Sale aise-aise solutions dete h
ki hm problm hi bhul jate
hai...