Dastardly Productions

Dastardly Productions Dastardly Productions Theatre Company are based in Pōneke and aim to bring joy to audiences

Well folks, we made it. We laughed, we cried, we tickled. The 2023 season of the new and improved Ted Talks Crimes has c...
16/05/2023

Well folks, we made it. We laughed, we cried, we tickled. The 2023 season of the new and improved Ted Talks Crimes has come to an end. I've said it before and I'll say it again, from the bottom of my no-good gangster heart, thank you to everyone who came out and experienced this wild tale with me. πŸ’•

But a special thanks to everyone who helped make it happen. To Emma Katene, Kate Anderson, Ben Kelly, Tyler Clarke, Ricky Dey, the team at BATS Theatre, Wellington City Council and everyone else who lended a hand to get the show off the ground. This gangster wouldn't be the same without each and everyone one of you.

You've heard it now, so go forth, and tell my story! Until the next talk.

Well, well, well here we are. Closing night of Ted Talks Crimes. There are only SIXTEEN tickets left for the show this e...
06/05/2023

Well, well, well here we are. Closing night of Ted Talks Crimes. There are only SIXTEEN tickets left for the show this evening so don't be a schmuck, book your ticket now!

On at BATS Theatre RIGHT NOW
With thanks to Wellington City Council

🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/

πŸ“Έ Tyler Clarke

Time is running out. The jig is up. Saturday night is your last chance to see Ted Talks Crimes! Don't miss out on seeing...
05/05/2023

Time is running out. The jig is up. Saturday night is your last chance to see Ted Talks Crimes! Don't miss out on seeing these thick wet noodle fingers first hand. πŸ–

On at BATS Theatre from now until 6th May
With thanks to Wellington City Council

BOOK QUICK 🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/

The pros are calling Ted Talks Crimes "enthralling", "ticklish", "comical", "better than a TED Talk." Thats high praise ...
03/05/2023

The pros are calling Ted Talks Crimes "enthralling", "ticklish", "comical", "better than a TED Talk." Thats high praise for a finger boy like me. You better book your ticket fast so you can hear me "maintain the appropriate accent". πŸ—£
And go read the full review by Theatreview: New Zealand Performing Arts Reviews:

https://www.theatreview.org.nz/production/ted-talks-crimes-2/ -physicality-and-athleticism-better-than-a-ted-talk-any-day

On at BATS Theatre from now until 6th May
With thanks to Wellington City Council
🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/

πŸ“Έ Tyler Clarke

The time has come. It's time to talk crimes.Ted Talks Crimes - Opening night TONIGHT at BATS Theatre Tickets are selling...
02/05/2023

The time has come. It's time to talk crimes.

Ted Talks Crimes - Opening night TONIGHT at BATS Theatre
Tickets are selling fast 🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/
With thanks to Wellington City Council

The crew is in the building. We're setting up shop in BATS Theatre and we'll be seeing you there because theres only ONE...
01/05/2023

The crew is in the building. We're setting up shop in BATS Theatre and we'll be seeing you there because theres only ONE day left before I talk crimes. 🦍

On at BATS Theatre, 2nd - 6th May
🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/
With thanks to Wellington City Council

πŸ“Έ Jeremy Hunt, featuring Emma Katene

Now this is an offer you can't refuse. Get down here to BATS Theatre to find out how I toppled an empire... unless you'r...
29/04/2023

Now this is an offer you can't refuse. Get down here to BATS Theatre to find out how I toppled an empire... unless you're sleeping with the fishes already. 🐟

On at BATS Theatre, 2nd - 6th May
🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/
With thanks to Wellington City Council

Design by Tom Noble
Photography by Maeve O'Connell

Say hello to my little... ticket discount. You better not have forgotten about the discount code for our Wednesday show....
28/04/2023

Say hello to my little... ticket discount. You better not have forgotten about the discount code for our Wednesday show. Use the code TED20 at the checkout to get 20% off any full price or concession ticket to Wednesday's show. Do you know how many people I had to tickle for this?

On at BATS Theatre, 2nd - 6th May
🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/
With thanks to Wellington City Council
NB: No audience members will be tickled unless they ask very nicely

Design by Tom Noble
Photography by Maeve O'Connell

28/04/2023

Don't think about it! Just answer! And the answer better be 'I book tickets to Ted Talks Crimes' or sh****ng yourself won't be the worst thing to happen to you today.

Ted Talks Crimes
On at BATS Theatre, 2 - 6 May
🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/
With thanks to Wellington City Council

Filming by Daniel Nodder
Design by Tom Noble
Photography by Maeve O'Connell

27/04/2023

Sit yourself down as I tell you a tale that's sure to put some hair on your chest. 🦍

Ted Talks Crimes
On at BATS Theatre, 2 - 6 May
🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/
With thanks to Wellington City Council

Filming by Daniel Nodder
Design by Tom Noble
Photography by Maeve O'Connell

You read that right, sonny, only ONE WEEK until crimes are talked about at BATS Theatre. According to seasoned professio...
26/04/2023

You read that right, sonny, only ONE WEEK until crimes are talked about at BATS Theatre. According to seasoned professionals, "this brilliant one-man show needs little improvement" but you bet your bottom dollar that we went and improved it. Get ready for a better Ted, more Talks and way bigger Crimes.

Ted Talks Crimes. On at BATS Theatre, 2 - 6 May
🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/
With thanks to Wellington City Council
Photography by Maeve O'Connell

And last, but certainly not least, the brains of the operation, the man behind the mask, Jeremy 'Cracker' Hunt.Jeremy (H...
23/04/2023

And last, but certainly not least, the brains of the operation, the man behind the mask, Jeremy 'Cracker' Hunt.

Jeremy (He/they) is a Wellington based performer, writer, and producer. Since graduating from Te Auaha in 2020, he wrote, performed and directed the 2021 show Too Many Dead People, which sold out and won the 'Pure Joy' NZ Fringe award, as well as being nominated for 'Best Emerging Company' and 'Organised Chaos'. In the 2021 TAHI Festival he wrote and performed a new work in development Ted Talks Crimes. In 2022 he spent the first half of the year on tour with the Theatre in Health Education Trust, performing Sexwise. He also works as a puppeteer with Little Dog Barking, as well as being a corporate improviser and performer with The Improvisers, Pirate and Queen, and Clued Up.

Ted Talks Crimes. On at BATS Theatre, 2 - 6 May
🎟 https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/ted-talks-crimes/
With thanks to Wellington City Council

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