14/03/2026
Hear ye, hear ye 🎺
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Bequeath us with thy presence at court upon the 28th day of the month of March of the year of our SKUB Lord Two Thousand and Twenty Six, so you wish it 🏰
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Hearken unto these tidings! Be thou prepared to claim a mystic rewarde 🏆 Assigned unto thee from amongst threee secret categories:
♛ Thee Finest Impression Upon The Eye! 👁️✨
♛ ‘Tis A Wondrous Peculiarity! 🎨🫧
♛ A Most Fantastical Raiment! 🌝🍾
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Should thee not purchaseth a ticket thee shall beest denied entrance. Thee location shall arrive upon thy ticket. 🎟️📍
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Beverages sans alcohol beest provided although ye may bring thy own alcoholic beverages if ye so please🥂 An arrangement of tasty morsels will be present. Obey thee Palace decrees or ye shall be sent away👹
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Adorn thyself with thy pointiest hennins, shinest of scales, chainiest of chainmails, or tallest top hats and make haste to our Royal Palace 🌌
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Hail, thou shalt meet me yonder 🎊
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Translation:
Hello!
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Join us on the 28th of March 2026.
Listen up! There will be prizes for three categories.
- Best Dressed
- Most Creative
- Most Peculiar
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Wear your best Medieval attire.
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Address to be sent out on the day via email, this event is FREE and you MUST be 18 years or older so make sure you RSVP and make sure your friends do too as this is not an open event! As always, SKUB will provide snacks and non-alcoholic drinks, but feel free to BYO. Any house rules will be included in the Address email so please be respectful of our host/s and read through those on the day!
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TICKET LINK IN BIO
We hope to see you there,
XOXO SKUB!