05/03/2026
1. My bank called me this morning and asked if I'm still alive. Please who understand the reason why they asked me such questionπ€ππ
2. No be everything be village people work.... how can you go for job interview and begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager.... Emeka whyππππ
3. Grandfather: when I was at your age, I used to go to the supermarket with #500 and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, drinks etc.
Me: nowadays it is difficult, there are CCTV cameras everywhereππππ
4. I hate visiting people who take long time to cook, do they really think I come there to talk? πππ
5. People are wicked.... Just because I was checking the size of my neighbor's fowlπto buy the exact type from the market, people then started shouting thief! thief!! ππππ
6. A month ago, I gave my number to one fine girl, she said "I will text you when I get home". I think she is homeless cos I'm still waitingπππ
7. Sometimes, Nigeria proverbs no balance.... Which one be "many days for the thief, one day for the owner". Abeg who lose? π€·ππ
8. "Good night" is enough, never tell me to sleep like a baby again, I nearly urinated on my bed while sleeping πππ
9. Me as a pilot: excuse me all passengers, I hope say una Sabi long jump cos e be like say fuel don finish for this plane ooh π€£π€£π€£π€£ please use one minute to follow up my page π Kingsboss fans pageπ