Joronid comedy

23/03/2026

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Queen William, Abednego Edet, Emmy Art, Woren Tetu, Godstime Cletus, Samuel Udo

15/10/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Queen William, Abednego Edet, Godstime Cletus, Emmy Art, Woren Tetu, Samuel Offiong, Samuel Udo

13/10/2025

09/09/2025

Big shout-out to my newest top fans! Queen William, Godstime Cletus, Emmy Art, Isco Joseph, Woren Tetu, Abednego Edet, Samuel Offiong, Samuel Udo

31/08/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Queen William, Godstime Cletus, Emmy Art, Isco Joseph, Woren Tetu, Abednego Edet, Samuel Offiong, Samuel Udo

31/08/2025

The Apostolic Church Ikot Ebido Area
1st Ikot Ebido Area Convention
To God be the Glory 👑🥳🎉🕺🕺

26/08/2025

Breaking. 💔💔
“Yesterday Drew the Line: Content Creators Chase Views, VeryDarkMan Saved Lives”

Yesterday in Edo State, VeryDarkMan wasn’t behind a camera chasing views, he was on the road staring danger in the face. His convoy ran into kidnappers who had blocked a bus, dragged passengers into the bush and shot the driver. In that moment, there was no script, no “content plan.” There was blood on the ground and terrified people who needed help. He and his team chased after the kidnappers, then turned back, carried the wounded driver and rushed him to the hospital.

This is the part people need to understand: VeryDarkMan is not a content creator. He is not packaging human suffering for clicks. What happened yesterday was not for entertainment, it was a man stepping into chaos and doing what most people, even security agents standing nearby, were too scared to do. That’s not “content,” that’s courage. That’s not trending for clout, that’s activism in real time.

So when you speak on his name, don’t water it down. Yesterday showed us the difference between creating content and confronting reality. One entertains you, the other saves lives.


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Joronid comedy

25/08/2025

Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

Over 250.000 students have signed up for Prof GehGeh’s Class on Wednesday. This is going to be the biggest TikTok live ever in the history of Nigerian TikTok. It is titled “ War against Saida Boj” . It is a topic under Financial management. After this Class , you will never ever waste your funds again 😆.

Get ready , get your data and learning materials . Wednesday is NOT Far .

Moral lesson : Many students were recently dismissed for spending huge sums of 1000 naira on their girlfriends who have never spent 50 naira on them .
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Joronid comedy

25/08/2025

Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

We are just from finishing GehGeh’s class and here are some of the things he SAID .

1) Stay away from women who say “ A king was born today “ on your birthday and end up giving you just boxers or nothing . You are not a king . They are just using that to camouflage you and make you feel better .’

2) IPhone 17 is coming by September . Don’t make the mistake of buying an iPhone for someone who can’t buy even a plate of food for you . No rounds of Opueh deserves an iPhone .

3) If you have a woman that can give you 10k , you are free to give her 12k . Don’t try to double anything to be a bigger person . Give people what they deserve

4) Put yourself first . Money is better than a relationship.
5) It’s easier for a woman to get help than a man so when you are spending , know that if you go broke you won’t find help easily .
6) Spend on your woman in a way that other men will be afraid to chat her , that’s a lie . If you see person wey Dey knack that your babe wey you d**g spend on you go cry . There is nothing you can do to stop people from approaching your babe .

7) If you are unconscious today , who will be by your side ? Who will be hustling for money to pay for bills ? If you have the answer , that’s the person you should be spending more on .

Moral lesson : Truly I am not a king . No near me with boxers please 🙏

Joronid comedy

24/08/2025

🚨 Breaking News 🚨💔💔

The Nigerian Police Force is reportedly set to award VeryDarkMan (VDM) the sum of ₦10 million after he bravely saved the life of a driver who was sh0t during a kidnap attempt yesterday in Edo State.

According to eyewitnesses, VDM was traveling when he witnessed the incident. The driver had already been gunned down and left helpless, but VDM rushed to the scene, carried him, and took him straight to the hospital. He was even willing to follow the kidnappers into the bush if not for the crowd that stopped him.

Now, Nigerians are hailing him as more than a content creator — a true hero who risked it all for others.

✨ Moral Lesson: Real heroes are not those in movies, but those who risk everything to save others.

24/08/2025

Breaking News 🚨🚨

180,000 people attended GehGeh’s lectures this morning and here is what we jotted down .

1) No woman suffered with you , she is with you cus you are the best option available. Do you think if she had someone like Davido she will choOse you over him ? She had a mansion before staying with you in a single room ?

2) Women pray for a rich man when asking God for someone to marry but men only pray for a good woman .

3) Many men are currently depressed and can’t love again because they did a lot for a woman that didn’t love them. A woman is not a business . Stop investing in them . Find a business and invest

4) A girl that cheated on you when you were dating her will still cheat on you as a wife . Don’t forgive cheating .

5) Many baby mamas will leave you if their baby daddies apologize. They’ll want their family to be whole . Stay away from them .

6)The moment a different man starts giving your woman money , she starts disrespecting you. Anything you do becomes a problem to her . Your greetings annoy her .

7 ) It’s easier to knack someone’s babe than a single babe . Most relationships have crisis . Just look for one thing the man is not doing and do it . The girl go cherish you more . Finish just the 10% the man is not doing .

8 ) If the person that your girlfriend loves , loved her , she won’t be with you . That’s why she will pay $1000 to hug Chris brown but won’t help you with airtime .

9) Where do you think your girlfriend learned those Opueh styles ? It just came from space ?
10) That your babe saying you guys should date without Opueh , Dey give another man Opueh for free . Women love Opueh more than men and if she deny you ? She no love you .

Moral lesson : We will have another class at 4pm .