Gaga’s Pen

Gaga’s Pen The unusual art of writing � and oratory

16/09/2022

For decades I've aspired to live in other peoples world

But each time I dare, I find no space to fit in.

I have created my own world

And I fit in every space that I ever wanted.

Create your world now and dominate
Gaga’s Pen

WHO CREATED THE THIEFHow did he sneak in? Were we all asleep? How did this happen?All in a sudden, we lost everything an...
16/09/2022

WHO CREATED THE THIEF

How did he sneak in? Were we all asleep? How did this happen?

All in a sudden, we lost everything and have become prisoners to illusion. Detained by the craft of our hands, tricked out of reality to a world of lies and pretence for we do nothing other than blowing smoke.

I was served a comfort food but it rather has intoxicated my mind and left me sitting on the fence. "We want to make papers" "we want to bring home the bacon" has succeeded as the leading excuse to this controversy abandoning us to frustration and depression.

Who did this to us? Who stole the baton our fore fathers passed on? Who destroyed the family they created? How did we lost link to those good old days when we enjoy the simplicity in humanity. Days of undiluted communication and connection, hearty intimacy with joy that knows no bounds. Days when children play around time from street football on raining days to Suwe during weekends and long holidays. For we passed all courses in childhood University. Days when parents and elderly ones were the best box of entertainment. Ohh! what a mess we have become.

May be we need a journey behind time bringing back those good old days. Those good memories that bring back memories that bring back you.

The memories of TEN-TEN keep flashing back to my head even though I did not really play this game. My sisters and her friends will engage in the game while we sing at the background mimicking them. The involvement of hands and legs movement make this game even more interesting.

What about SUWE? One of my favourite. I can't forget drawing multiple squared within a big rectangle on the floor, then each player hops on one leg after throwing a pebble in a square.

Would I ever forget the favourite hide and seek game that most often involve everybody? BOJU-BOJU. In this case the seeker must sing. The song is sang in different Nigerian languages which may relate to; "Close your eyes, close your eyes, a masquerade is coming. Should I open my eyes? While other children find their hiding place until they give the seeker permission to open his or her eyes.

WHO IS IN THE GARDEN! A special delight for friends. I can still remember the call "make a big circle" and the respond "like your mother's cooking pot" and then comes the beautiful song "who is in the garden? A little fine girl. Can I come and see her? No no no no. If you have your money, you can come and see her. You should follow me.

Can I ever get my mind off the entertaining skit we had in our days? WHEN WILL YOU MARRY ME. This involves random questions that must be answered while the rope is been skipped by the player. Questions asked usually are; when will you marry, this year, next year, single forever? How many cars would you buy? And so on.

To continue with child hood memories, I will also mention; WILLY-WILLY,
IN-OUT,
FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN,
THUG OF WAR,
TINKO TINKO,
POLICE AND THIEF,
AYO and many others.

TV series include ; TALE BY MOON LIGHT, PAPA AJASCO, ZEBREDIAH, SUPER STORY. They are just too numerous to mention.
Christmas comes in with loads of excitement with the street father Christmas in the view.

In a moment I find myself smiling at memories like a teenage girl who is been tissed by her admirer, but in a flash I'm back to default. Oh What a drunkard experience.

I sink in a bleeding tears that knows no dry and in sweat flowing like the fountain of Salvador. When I try to speak, all I could is a bitter bleat competing with the taste of a dogo yaro leaf. I've been forced into a relationship with depression by this unfortunate reality always gazing at us.

Who stole those hommy joy and love we shared together. We have been exploited and made vulnerable to life; for we now have no regards to humanity and the warmth of togetherness.our happiness has been channel to a device we built with our own hands. In search of connect we've been disconnected.

Behold the bitter truth; The greatest Thief of all time leaves with us.

14/09/2022

Drama, Music & Oratory.

… Stop it! Stop it! S.stop. S.to.. St… s……..She whispered in a dying voice. She struggled relentlessly to push off a 150...
12/09/2022

… Stop it! Stop it! S.stop. S.to.. St… s……..
She whispered in a dying voice. She struggled relentlessly to push off a 150 pounds of flesh off her body but all efforts proved abortive. She yearn and grasp for breath, but there was none available to sustain her.

Lost in the pleasure he derived in pounding a 45 pound skinny teenage girl, he was so dumb to notice that she has given up the ghost.

“Ohhhh. Nwa atogbuela moooo” {this girl is so sweet} he exclaimed in Igbo dialect still sitting on the co**se. in a flash, his consciousness became restored then he realized that in the past 5 quiet minutes he has been making out with a lifeless body.

“Baby! Baby! Mummy! Ba..by. Biko stop this play na. I no you play too much.
mana nka adigo too much. {but this one is too much} This is not what I paid you for. If I want drama I will go to the cinema. Biko stop this play” Biko nu…

After all plead without responds, frustration stepped in and sold him out to regrets.

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A FRIENDLY ADVICELife is a movie. Everyone is a cast and has a role to playIt is a journey everyone must embark. Take it...
08/09/2022

A FRIENDLY ADVICE

Life is a movie. Everyone is a cast and has a role to play
It is a journey everyone must embark.
Take it or leave it, everyone has a part to play or a move to make in life. Wether you die on your first day or in your 100th year, you have one way or the other participated in this game of life.

An offspring undergoes some processes in life, from when it was a s***m till when it is formed in the mother’s womb and is delivered to earth. Due to circumstances in life, this processes might be tampered in various ways
Split out as a s***m by the donor,
Miscarried by the container
Aborted or may even die on the day of delivery. Whichever way, the subject has successfully made a journey through life.

In this journey of life, some would be successful, some will stop halfway, and others doomed to failure. These all makes life an interesting movie.

Here are my candid advice to my friends who are in this journey with me.

✏️your end and beginning are not and cannot be designed by anyone but your creator, so you must seek him for the script, manual and compass of your life

✏️the people you meet in life will either make or mar you, so you must carefully select who you relate with

✏️in this journey of life, you have a primary coach, they are your parent, so you must respect them and carefully accept their advices and direction. Note: all decisions for your life must be made by you to avoid blames and regrets as this may cause hatred and may lead to depression.

✏️be careful to select your actions because they live after you

✏️if you mess up along the way, drop the s**t and move on. No one is above mistake so you are not expected to be perfect.

✏️Dedication and consistency in a particular skill or field will make you better and will help define your professional role in life

✏️leisure and fun are pertinent in life but it must be done with caution. Most of your odds are revealed through them

✏️discover your purpose, write your vision and run with it. In it lies your success

✏️determination and focus shortens the distance to success

✏️whenever you are idol, troubled or lonely don’t go to a friend, talk to your creator He is always there. Desperately in need of a company may lead you to the wrong hands.

✏️the power to make wealth and riches is n your hands.

✏️looking back or loitering around won’t let you move forward.

✏️Gaga’s🖌

SAVE THE SINKING SHIPWe have been unconsciously entrapped in the middle of an ocean, in a ship that has possibly lack di...
08/09/2022

SAVE THE SINKING SHIP

We have been unconsciously entrapped in the middle of an ocean, in a ship that has possibly lack direction. The cries of our brothers has been silenced by the waves of the ocean and their tears mistaken for sweat. The captains, Sea lords and the head merchandise are not concerned if we shipwreck because they have stored for themselves life jackets, speed boats and safety kits. Their constant party and merry is weakening the pillars of the ship but they are not bordered if it tear apart. Overwhelmed by their selfishness they have diverted attention from their utmost priority allowing those who have made up ladders for them up onboard to languish and suffer the great tyranny of hunger and starvation. Hunger has so mercilessly dealt with us to the point where it wouldn’t require a special diagnosis to count the bones in our body. At a glance of our malnourished look, one should be able to sketch the diagram of a human skeleton. The strive for survival has made our brothers loose focus running to them for refuge. In a barter they pay by given themselves up to be used as thugs acting violently in defense of this unskilled politicians in their game of rivalry and quest for power. Jobs have been taken away from the skilled and given to the unskilled as a pay of Favour. We have been denied of our ant pay for elephant work with no reasonable explanation. The treasury has been broken by thief’s on top and with a crafty tongue they wave it to the air ignoring the laws that govern the ship. Anyone who feel concerns and try to lift a voice is quietly eliminated or forced out of the ship. The voice of the musicians has been silenced by this dictators because they speak the truth addressing our past and present predicament in their music. They now dictate what song should be sang in the ship and most of the afflicted selfishly danced and more are learning to dance to the tune of their music.

It is a tragedy that is about to befall us. We are gradually sinking in a mess that will affect the generation yet to come. The attention of the boarders have been channeled off the ship and the desired destination carried away by the luxurious lives and political rivalry of the ship masters.

For how long shall we continue to watch the labour of our heroes past trade through the path of Vanity? In fear, we have all become dumb, we hear but we can’t speak let alone act. We have limit ourselves to ordinary market women resulting to gossip rather than taking action. For the fear of death, we have all become captives to our own will.

What has happen to the pledge we made onboard the ship? Did we not mean it? Do we need a reminder? Let’s stand up and defend this ship that we board in. If it is in a more critical condition, we all will suffer for it, but if it is in a good shape, it will be for us to enjoy. We have a voice, let us make it count.

I am Gaga! I am a Voice.
This voice alone is not enough
Lend me yours so let’s make it count.
For a one beautiful Nation called Nigeria

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