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Stop blaming your poor parents, work on yourself to become an asset, with one worthy asset they can become the world richest...
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12/10/2025

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11/10/2025

*Nigerian Pastors after burials be like "we came to mourn but the little food kept before us; we shall not reject " 😁😁

Oga it's mourn with those who are mourning, not eat from those who who are mourning... I no talk anything...o

*I was arrested and charged to court for engaging 20 women at the same time, guess how I won the case...

I told the Judge I am Lord of the rings😁😁😁😂😂 I left the court with a standing ovation -oya come and beat me nah 😎

*My neighbor has been telling people he went to Cambridge University 😂, I approached him today to ask if there are fine girls in Cambridge University, he told me he only went there to see his cousin 🙆🙆🙆🙆

Mad people plenty for this country sha😁🙆

*Native doctor visited a medical doctor today on top say Malaria want kill am, syringe can't pe*****te the native doctor skin 🙆🙆, as a concerned citizen I've sent for a pack of concrete nails, after all iron sharpens iron nah🚶🚶🚶

*The pastor was busy shouting "bring your problems to the Lord, behold Mama Emeka drag papa Emeka for hand carry go meet pastor😁😁😁
Pastor see my problem
Pastor: Mama Emeka I gave you an assignment last week...
Mama Emeka: I got the poison and cooked the food as you told me; But this nonsense man served the food to your son this morning 🙆🙆🙆 pastor fainted... 😂😂😂

*Ladies when a guy is toasting you telling you you're one in a million😁😁😁, run for the safety of your heart, I'm speaking from experience 😁😁😁

These girls that wear big Polo and raise the bombom, we no dey see anything...o, abi you dey see anything? 🚶🚶🚶🚶

*When person call you "son of a bitch" it means your mama na ashawo...o😂😂😂 let me enlighten somebody....

*All the demons that the pastor casted out yesterday were busy possessing his wife 😂😂😂 hmm do you know what it means for a WOMAN # to be pi**ed? 🙆🙆🙆 I dey come🚶🚶🚶
*All of you that are saying I cannot cook have you tasted my freshly bioled hot water? You just need to try it out 😁😁😁😁🙆

*Can someone tell me where all the food I'm eating is going? 💁💁💁 is it possible that somebody can be fat on the inside? 😳😳😳

*What does it profit a man that after reading all these jokes with the smiles on your face and you will not Follow me for more funny jokes?

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11/10/2025

LAUGHING IS FREE
*That feeling when you wish to eat #50 boiled egg but you'll have to wait until month end😂😂😂 agony of being a civil servant.😁😁😁

*Until you begin to pay house rent you'll never accept this fact with me that they're less than 365 days in a year 😁😁😁

*I have been calling my shot neighbor "SPGP" all along and he smiles each time I hail him🙆🙆🙆, My yeye girlfriend Precious don go tell am the meaning of SPGP(short people give problems) 😁😁 my neighbor is currently practicing high jump because he intends to give me a knock on the head😁😁😁😁😁

*Emeka thief him papa N100 go play bet🙆, the father promised to skin him alive when he returns... She😂😂😂 boom emeka don N100 go win N50 million... Papa Emeka was like Emeka my honey, Emeka Nwam, Emeka millions-millions😁😁😁😁😁😁

*Everything was going on smoothly at a wedding in United States until I brought out a bunch of N1000 notes and began to spray the couple, I only remember receiving a slap from a hot slap from behind; But I realized myself in a Rehab 😂😂😂😂
Some currencies are more equal than some 😁😁😁😁

*All of una were dey plan to jakpa but no visa, there is a verified short cut you can go through with just your bicycle🙆...somebody say Miracle 😁😁😁😁 oya come to my DM for the map😂😂😂

*If you've ever been depressed because someone said you're good for nothing, borrow person phone, log into Facebook and follow Street Empire tv , once you follow Street Empire tv, your purpose in this life has been fulfilled 🙆🙆😁😁😂

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11/10/2025

The Laughter Continues 😂😂😂

*This economy don shape me finish🙆🙆, anti Precious were dey find boyfriend na shoe lace I dey use hold my boxers...o😂😂😂🙆, no come here come dey do like JJC😢😢

*Is either you're stealing from the government or the government is stealing from you💁💁💁, is either you're picking online or you're picking pockets, hook up girls dey pick from sugar daddies, agberos dey pick from drivers to survive, so who is actually independent in this country? 😁😁 abeg na who dey celebrate independence for there? 🚶🚶🚶🚶

*I decided to greet a girl online "good morning dear, how are you today? " she replied "I'm not fine, send me card"🙆🙆 I quickly snapped the serial number of my ID card and sent to her, them don block the idiot line😂😂😂 at least now you know why I don't even chat again 💁💁💁

*That feeling when your landlord's daughters are all single and you just moved in with a brand new generator💃💃💃 oh joy that suffocates 😁😁😁😁

*Naming your son "Solomon" will not make him a wise man😂😂😂, try names like Fox, Bush, Farms, Stones, Dickheads🙆🙆🙆🙆, if destiny dey for name me I go bear Central Bank na😂😂😂😂

*I saw a wedding card yesterday with the caption "Dick Affairs 2025"🙆🙆🙆, this my country people self😁😁😁😁

*I saw my neighbor's child eating biscuits this morning and I decided to go play with him🙆🙆, "Atos give me your biscuit na, the boy looked at me in the eye and told me "Uncle you too dey beg, you too do, go and tell your mummy to buy you biscuit" 🙆🙆🙆🙆 you don't know how I fear children these days 😂😂😂

*Frustration is when you hit your head upon iron while running down the stairs to go and pee😂😂😂

*You will never know what packaging is until you live in a compound without toilet🙆😂

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