12/06/2026
At exactly 8:15 p.m., my husband jumped off the sofa like a man who had seen a vision after hearing the news that the government had announced that families with 5 children would start receiving ₦1 million every month. 😭😂
PART 3
A man entered the compound carrying one of the children on his shoulder. 😳😂
My husband froze.
His eyes nearly left their sockets.
The man walked straight to my wife and smiled.
“Good afternoon.”
My wife smiled back.
“Welcome.”
😳😳😳
My husband looked from the man to the child.
Then back to my wife.
Then back to the man again.
His brain refused to process what was happening. 😂🔥
“Who is this?” he finally asked.
The man adjusted the child on his shoulder and replied calmly:
“I’m his father.”
😭🤣🔥
Silence.
Complete silence.
Even the birds on the mango tree stopped singing.
My husband laughed nervously.
“Which father?”
The man pointed at the child.
“His father.”
😂😂😂
My husband staggered backwards.
Then suddenly, another vehicle entered the compound.
😳🔥
Before anybody could react, another man came down carrying one of the remaining children.
“Where should I put my son?” he asked casually.
😭🤣🤣🔥
At this point, my husband’s blood pressure was negotiating with heaven.
Then a third motorcycle stopped at the gate.
And guess what?
Another man arrived. 😂😂
Holding the last missing child.
The compound exploded into confusion.
Three men.
Three children.
Three fathers. 😭🤣🔥
My husband looked at his wife.
His wife looked at him.
Then she smiled.
The same dangerous smile she gave him before he left to bring his own child.
😌🔥
“My dear husband…”
“You’re not the only one who has been keeping secrets.”
😳😂💔
The neighbours were now standing outside pretending to sweep while listening to everything.
One even brought a chair. 😭🤣
My husband sat down on the floor.
Completely defeated.
Then his wife delivered the final blow.
“You brought one child.”
“I removed three.”
😂😂😂🔥
The neighbours screamed.
The children laughed.
Even the men who came to carry their children couldn’t hold their laughter anymore.
Then the first man asked:
“So who is receiving the ₦1 million now?”
😭🤣🤣🔥
My husband slowly stood up.
Picked up his slippers.
Looked at everybody.
And quietly walked out of the compound.
Till today…
Nobody knows where he went. 😂😂😂
THE END 🤣🔥
Moral lesson:
Before exposing your secrets for money, make sure your wife doesn’t have better secrets waiting for you at home. 😭🤣🔥
I remain your favorite storyteller Gist-with Essy ❤️
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