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25/07/2026

Only real hustlers will understand this... 💯
What's the hardest thing you've ever gone through that made you stronger?
Share your story in one sentence. 👇
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I went out this morning with full confidence, thinking today na my day to shine 😂As I dey waka jejely, I see rabbit and ...
04/07/2026

I went out this morning with full confidence, thinking today na my day to shine 😂

As I dey waka jejely, I see rabbit and python for road. I first think say na film dem dey shoot… next thing, rabbit wear boxing glove, python tie towel for neck like coach 😭

Rabbit look me say, “ONCE D, today na destiny fight.” Before I fit ask wetin concern me, lion don sit down as referee, chicken dey shout “Round 1!” 🥊😂

My people, na so rabbit first give me one uppercut wey reset my village people network 😭 Python come dey for corner dey hiss advice like: “Guard your face! Guard your future!” 🤣

Before I know wetin dey happen, I don dey run without direction, rabbit dey chase me, lion dey blow whistle, chicken dey laugh, even goat for roadside dey shout “Finish am!” 😭😂

At the end of the fight, na only my slippers remain for ring. If you see me today and I no greet you well, abeg understand… I still dey recover from animal championship 😭😂💔

ONCE D no lose… I just strategically leave the battlefield for tomorrow 🤣🔥

Facebook family, abeg settle this matter. 😂The lion says the akara belongs to him.I say I fried it with my own oil. 🤣🤣Wh...
30/06/2026

Facebook family, abeg settle this matter. 😂
The lion says the akara belongs to him.
I say I fried it with my own oil. 🤣🤣
Who should collect the akara? 👇😂🔥

We went to greet the lion peacefully... but the lion called his whole family for backup! 😂🦁The zebra started laughing, t...
30/06/2026

We went to greet the lion peacefully... but the lion called his whole family for backup! 😂🦁
The zebra started laughing, the elephant became the referee, and the giraffe was busy recording everything for TikTok. 🤣
Thank God we escaped with our selfie. Next time, if you hear we're visiting the zoo, just pray for us! 🙏😂
Who do you think was more scared... us or the lion? 🤣👇
Tag your funniest friend and don't forget to share before the lion sees this post! 🦁😂🔥

POV: You borrowed me ₦5,000 and suddenly you're seeing me everywhere. 🤣Customer: "Bros, where's my change?"Me: "If you c...
29/06/2026

POV: You borrowed me ₦5,000 and suddenly you're seeing me everywhere. 🤣

Customer: "Bros, where's my change?"
Me: "If you catch me, you can collect it!" 🏃🏾‍♂️😂

Even police don tire. Goat join the chase. Market people don turn spectators. 😭😂

Lesson of the day: If life is chasing you, run with confidence... but don't forget the customer's change. 🤣🤣🤣

Life no balance 😂. Yesterday I was selling electrical materials, today na akara don carry me enter market.No laugh too m...
29/06/2026

Life no balance 😂. Yesterday I was selling electrical materials, today na akara don carry me enter market.
No laugh too much o... if business no move, we go still survive! 😅
Support your guy whether na bulbs 💡 or akara 🥣. Hustle no dey shame anybody.
Tag that one friend wey go ask, "Once D, wetin happen to ONCED LIGHTING?" 😂😂

WE DEAL IN ALL KINDS OF ELECTRICAL MATERIALS✅ Single Cables✅ Stage Lights✅ Chandeliers✅ Sockets & Switches✅ Circuit Brea...
15/06/2026

WE DEAL IN ALL KINDS OF ELECTRICAL MATERIALS
✅ Single Cables
✅ Stage Lights
✅ Chandeliers
✅ Sockets & Switches
✅ Circuit Breakers
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