08/10/2024
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-
Community high school, P.O. BOX 203, IBADAN. 15th September, 1991.
Dear Sweet,
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper.
I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there.
I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you,
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
My medulla oblongata cease functioning immediately I foresee your beauty.
That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete.
No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair.
As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization.
But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your p**s is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
I MISSED THOSE DAYS!!!!!!!