05/08/2025
1. Calling a fāt girl angel is wīçkedness..
Can she fly? 💁♂️
Please call her "Roçk of Agês"🙈🤣
2. I píty men that argúe with wømen..
🤔How can you be argúíng with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now? 🙆♂️🚶
3. My sister, no mān is perfect.
Just choose your Dēmon and keep pouríng anointing oil on him😋
4. Ladies, U are dāting 6 guys and you are møçking a prøstitúte🤔..
My sister, it's the same company, just that you are in a prívâte sector and she is in a public sector 🤷
5. Don't fíght in any Yøruba party🎈 ooh
😌Even their stew🍲 seff is a wēapøn
6. Yesterday, I gave my food to a bēggar and today the bēggar gave me a book📕 tittled "How to be a great cóok"
Please what does that mean?? 🙆♂️
7. First day at boardíng school, they served us rice🍚, I was waiting for stew when a guy told me "my brother, this is jollof rice ooh😮.. 🙆♂️😭
8. Dear ladies, the silençe you keep when you find money in your bøyfriends pocket, kindly do the same when you find him Chëâting🏃😂
9. This is Nigeria where we don't change remote batteries, once you slâp the back of the remote hârdly..
It will come back to its sēnses 😋
10. Embarrâçement is when you want to squēéze 10 naira note into offeríng bôx and fan blôw it to the alter😩..
My neighbor was a vīctim 😥
11. Never you marry💍 a man or a woman you cannot joke 0r play with.. 🙅♂️
Marriage is not a mīlitäry ground😁
12. Kīssing is an emotional things,
If you are kīssing and she doesn't clóse her eyes, my brother, that girl is a thīef 🙅♂️😂
13. For those of you däting mārried man,
Continue!!.., the girl that will dēstróy your høme is still in jss2 rúbbíng Vaselíne in her stomaçh🙄
14. If everyone on social media was quite líke you..
Many will dīe of depr£ssion, 😒
So appreciate❤ me that take out time to entertain you😘.🤝
I'm back fam
Please don't Skíp ❤️🤗
Foll0w🙏👉 emma jimmy
