20/09/2023
Coded😊 You have Come again?? 💥💥😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂
1. ) Who Else Noticed That, Anytime you Decide to bring your Girlfrìend to your Hoùse,......that's the Same Day, Lizàrd will be Playing Premier Lēague Fòotball Màtch on Top of your Roõf!! 💥💥😳😭😭😭😂😂😂
2)Who else Noticed that Sécond Roúnd used to làst lónger and toúgher than First róund, but at the End, very sweét😋;
That's Why I can never Jóin Bóxing😂😂😂😂💔
3) Two Bútchers Are fíghting Because of Me,So that I can Buy Mëat From them! 🥺🥰🥰🥰
The First onē has Even Injùred The Othēr Gùy with a Knìfè 😧😧😧😔
But I'm just waiting for them to fínish Ìnjuring themsëlves, so that I can tell them, I only Càme to ask for Príce 😒😳😳😳😂😂😂😂
4) Nkechi, Your Fácebook Timeline Says Living at Lagos,
But studying at USA,...
I'm not Saying "You're Lyíng naaaaa!!!!!! 😒😒
Stop Misqùoting me please 🤦🥺🥺🙏🥺
It's just that, How Are you Managing to Pay Tránsport Fàre "!!😂😂😂😂
5) . If it's your Wífe that's Paying the House rént, Paying the Children's School Fees,
and still feeding the Children...
My Dear Brother🥰🥰, it's your Wórk to be Scréaming Hëavily during Séx,, you didn't Come to be Uséléss in lifê 💥💥😒😒😂😂😂
6) I just laùgh at Some People, When they says Scòring Zëró In Exam is the most Īrritàting Thing ever 😒😒😒
Have You Ever Dòdge a Bàby's Sneeze in the Car, and Your Face Lànds on Cònductor's Ãrmpît,
And As you try Again to Rèmove Your Face From there, they stōle your phòne from Outside 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
7). Do you remember When You and your Éx almost took Bloód Cóvenant😔😔......na God Save you then,..by now you'll have Bëen in Fánta Bottle😭😭😂😂😂
8) I think I have to change my Garri vendor,....Mama Nkechi Saw Me From Afar, and Shòuted On Top Of Her Voìce
"Your Favorite Garri Has Fìnished!" 😳😭😭😭😭
9) Nkechi, they Rùshed you to Hòspital, because You're at the POINT OF DEÀTH 🥺😔😔😔😔,
And you're still looking for Bëd that has Sòcket 😒😂😂😂😂😂
