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11/05/2026

1) That particular moment you just realized you have totally m!ssed your way and you want to go back, but you don't want people to know, so you f@ke a call😄😄

2) That particular moment someone close to you greets 'aunty/brother good afternoon'; and you replies immediately, only for the real person they're greeting to reply too. And they start conversing. Sh@me na ya mate?😄😄

3) That particular moment you wave at someone you think you know and they just ståre at you, without waving back, probably because they don't seem to know you. You go wish say you fit just dis@ppēar from there😄😄

4) That particular moment you return home from school before bréak time, thinking your parents have since l£ft for work, only to meet your dad in the sitting room as you open the door. You go explaín t!re 😄😄

5) That particular moment your mom asked you not to carry the brê@kable plates because you might bréak them, and you insist on carrying them to the kitçhen; only to flip over moments later, sm@shing the plates on the ground. Shebi you no dey hear word?😄😄

6) That particular moment everyone's just staríng at you and you think it's because you're looking cute, only to look down and realize your dress is tørn at the back and your inner wear is showing. You fit even enter aeroplane go back house 😄😄😄😄😄

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01/05/2026

25/04/2026

Are you ready to laugh 😂 😂 😂 😂

1. Me as a motivational speaker:

At the age of 5, I hawked groundnut.
My parents thr£w me 0ut of the house😔
I man@ged to train myself in secondary school and tertiary institution. 😩
Today I own 12 countries💪🏿 74 hotels, 177 cars🙂
If I can do it, you can do it too 🙂🤞
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2. When your partner says we need to talk and he/she starts with words like” you know I love you right” just start cry!!ng 😒
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3. ⭕ "He hurts me, I don't want man anymore".
Girl, remember that when a car hits you and rūñ away, it's another car that will take you to the H0sp!tal.🤣🤣
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4. Sometimes I feel like I need love buh the moment I finish eating, I realize it was hūñg£r that made me think of such n0ns£nse😹😹
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5. Marry her you say no ! Le@ve her for some else, you say no. Bro what's the difference between you and sp!ritual husband😒
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6. COWARD MEANING
Teacher: "who is a coward"..
Me : Any cow🐄🐄 that is given an awards😪😂
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7. Never trust guys with dr£ads, Each dre@d has a girlfriend😹
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8. Nobody care about me again even N.C.D.C sef don le@ve me😔
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9. Some girls will be answering Rose🌹 but merely looking at them they looks like bitter leaf🌿🤣🤣
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10. “You don't look like you cook"
I'm sorry next time I'll sellotape maggi on my forehead🙂
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11. When you walk with a sl!m girl, even d0gs threaten you "wo wo wo wo" where are you going with this bone 🦴🦴" 😂😂
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12. I gave up when I learnt that Pastors need an invigilator during their theology exam🤣🤣
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13. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to av0!d "sorry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything 😏
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25/04/2026

“DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NIGERÏA AND AMERICA” 😌🙄
“How we give report to acc!dent scene”🙆😂

AMERICAN REPORTER🕴️: “what was the cause of the acc!dent?”

PASSER-BY🗣️: “It was indeed a terrïble sight
to behold, actually the other vehicle coming from the left didn’t notice the other guy and when the one coming from the right was trying to dodge the acc!dent, his brake faïled and they rän into each öther, it’s quite ünfortunate”😔😔
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NIGERÏAN REPORTER🕴🏿: “what was the cause of the Accidënt?” 😕

PASSER-BY🗣️: “na this government ooo, no light🌚 to see👀 in the day time, no water💦 to drink, my pikin👶🏿 never chop since morning abeg make una tell government to come help us oo and no good road🛣️ dey sef, actually the two people involved in the Accidënt, na wetin fit them😒, how person go dey drive🚘 “wa wa wa” for road as if na their papa own...😏 Na so dem drive go jam smäll pikin for Bello street last week🤦🏿‍♂️, the pikin nearly d*!e, but thank God he survived... 🥲
Noble Blaq
(He looks👀 straight to the camera)🤨
I want to use the opportunity to send my
shout out to Omolola👩🏾 my girlfriend, Joshua 👨🏾, my one and only best friend, Marvelous my Salesboy and all the ‘Elite and Sons motor pärts ventures’ at Ikeja, I sell all kinds of car parts at affordable price of all kind of cars🚘🚗🚍🚌. I also want to tell Emeka that he should pay me my möney oo💰🙄, I know he is watching me now.😕

Thanks,....🙏🚶🏿‍♂️🇳🇬.

And somebody will na tell me that Naija does not need Hôt Spiritüal deliverance? 😳🙆🙄😂😂😂

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23/04/2026

I was In Church when the Pastor Told us that Everybody Must Give Testimony That Particular Sunday.

I told Them that I dón't Have any Testimony, But The Pastor said that ANY ONE WHO DÓESN'T GIVE TESTIMONY WILL NÓT GO HOME. As Everybody started rúshing out to give Téstimony, I had nó choice than to joín them.

When it was my Túrn, I shouted "Church praíseee The Lorddd!!", and I started Cryíng🥺😢. "Chaiii, It's a Lóng Story, God is too Góod!!", The Moderating Pastor told me "Please Gó stráight to the Point!!"
"The Testimony Is too Lóng And páinful to tálk, chaiii", I was Just shóuting and rólling On The Floor. 😳😭

When The Pastor saw that, the Testimony Was Too Lóng And I was crying so múch, He told the Rest 8 Testifiers that was Waiting to Go and Sít down, and Let's Hear this Amâzing Testimony from Me!!🙈🥰.
I cleaned my téars and said "When I was Writing My Waec, My Siblings told Me that I will Fâil my Maths because I was nót góod in it.

They límited and ridicule me ooooooo!!"🥺😭😭, I started cryíng again, The Ushers came close to me to clean my Teárs, And told me To Cóntinue ; "...They said I'll Fáil Maths, But....But...But....But....but....I shóck All of them and Faíl All the 8 Subjects and pass maths!!"🙊😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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21/04/2026

‼️LAUGH 🤣🤣 LIKE NEVER 🤌 BEFORE 🥹

*If you🫵 haven't found✅ your Adam🤵 and Eve👰 by now, that simply💯 means you are the snake🐍

*Stop🖐️ asking❓ me if I'm single❗ or not‼️,if you like🩷 me, join the team🎪 the WINNER🎉🎊 will be announced🗣️ soon

*Having s*x👉👌 with your EX💘 is not cheating, it's called👄 memorial🗯️ service

*🅰️rguing with me🤌 is crazy because🤏 my aim is not to WIN🎉,but to make you mad😇 as I can👾

*When you🫵 meet m3️⃣ in person, don't 🅰️sk me about 🖐️ the nons3️⃣nse I posted online, because I'm a
🅰️ very seri🅾️us p3️⃣rson in real life📝

*That lady💃 you're crushing on, looks beautiful because her boyfriend🕴️ is n🅾️t stingy like you 🫵

*Those of you🫵 that Skip my post📝 without liking 👍 or dropping 🗯️ a comment,may your 🫵 crush fall in love ❤️ with your father 🧓

*Why🤌 do religions💌 have different Gods 👺☠️👹🕊️,but same Satan👿

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16/04/2026

The fastest errand men run:
“Baby go and lock the door” 🚪
Even president no dey argue
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16/04/2026

😂😂 LAUGH & RELAX 😂😂

1️⃣ My dear sister, you don’t owe anyone a flat tummy… Live your life with your polly tank tummy. If he wants flat, let him date a snake 🐍😂

2️⃣ Impregnate a girl in Europe, they’ll buy you a car 🚗… Do it in Africa, na curse go relocate your destiny 😭😂

3️⃣ I’ll stay in my room quietly for hours… nobody comes.
The moment I fart 💨… that’s when visitor will enter 😭 WHY ME?? 😂

4️⃣ I told one girl she’s so ugly, even if she swallows magnet she no go attract anything 😭🏃

5️⃣ Some men can’t stick with one woman… but they’ll support one football club since 1990 without trophy 😂 (no names mentioned 👀)

6️⃣ Ladies will wear very high heels and be walking like they’re on the path of righteousness 😭😂

7️⃣ That awkward moment your girlfriend throws you on the bed… you hit your head on the bed frame 😵
Romance turn emergency immediately 😂

8️⃣ You deleted Bible app and downloaded Snapchat…
Hope those filters will cool where you’re going? 😭😂

9️⃣ The fastest errand men run:
“Baby go and lock the door” 🚪
Even president no dey argue 😂

🔟 Some prayer points sef…
“O Lord use me till I become useless” 😭
My brother, relax 😭😂

1️⃣1️⃣ Those girls wearing chains on their legs…
Madam, slave trade is over abeg 😭😂

1️⃣2️⃣ If babies knew how many mouths don pass that breast before them… dem go choose Fanta or Coke 😭😂

1️⃣3️⃣ After shouting “baby eat me like Indomie”…
You go church Sunday dey sing “I KNOW WHO I AM” 😂
Yes, we know… na Indomie 🍜🏃

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If you no laugh, check yourself again 😭
Drop 😂 if this got you

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15/04/2026

Evening jokes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Sometimes I just want to be alone especially when I cooked indomie and eggs Especially after cooking indomie and eggs🥴😂😂😂

Mas Ter
2. A girl will we@r p@d, p@nt, tight, trousers and still sit and cross leg again... How can air enter the CPU nah😩😂😂😂😂😂😂

3. The best singers in the world is the mosquitoes because even if you don't like their songs, you must still clap for them😂😂😂😂

4. Sometimes, I sh@ke my head just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing🙎😂😂😂

5. Teacher wey dey teach us balance d!£t was v0m;ting garri in our class today 😂😂😂

6. Uncommon joy is when you're eating suya and think it has fin!shed, but when you touch the paper, you discover there's still one or two inside 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7. Because I no get mon£y, you posted "car for sale", I asked you how much? You changed status to "ser!0us buyer only 🙄" 😂😂

8. I have never seen someone who lies more than a pregn@nt🤰woman.... She will be like "sweetheart, your baby want to eat chicken and drink small st0ut🥰" 🙆😂😂😂

9. No matter how small it's, learn how to use it to satisfy your wife.... I mean your salary bros😂😂😂

10. The problem I have with some Africans is that they will read your jokes and laugh but yet refuse to react🙄. That is why jollof rice no dey reach them for occasion😂😂😂😂

The hands that react shall never be b∅red 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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15/04/2026

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14/04/2026

She came to me cry!ng, I asked her what h@ppened but she kept on cry!ng with te@rs enough to flood a river, oops I meant to say "with t£ars enough to flood a river" , that's not correct also? Anyhow my point is that t£ars are plenty.🥰😢

I took her hand, took her in and ask her again, this time she told me everything. I looked into her beautiful eyes and of course she was telling the truth.
All she wants was solution, a lasting one, she was already w£ak upon telling me her pr0bl£m..😊

I made her lay on my bed, she was too w€ak to object, I drew down her skirt, then next to her undi£s, she didn't want this, I know she don't but she needs it.

So in a fūll f0rce I plunge it quickly into her buttøcks , with her muffled scre@m i let go of her, I withdraw the syringe and help her massage the area.

It really was h@rd convincing her to take the inj£ction.
In few hours she should get better from body w£ she's having due to m@laria.

If you think something else say I need Jesus 🥹😂😂😂😂😂

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