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26/07/2024

Celebrating my 8th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

06/06/2024

Things To Do If Your Gas Cooker Catch Fire 🔥

Don't Panic, Do These Things To Quench It.

Gas Explosion is now very rampant today. This is because of the increased use of gas cookers by people. There is no doubt that gas Cookers are easier, neater to handle, and faster than firewood or even stoves.

Almost all Nigerian homes are now using Gas Cookers because it is cheaper than using Kerosene.

But the major risk associated with using a gas cooker is that it can lead to gas explosion which can claim the lives of thousands of people.

If you use a gas cooker, you should do everything in your power to avoid it. But if it happens, Don't Panic, Do These things to Quench it.

1. Find a Towel

Immediately your gas cooker catches fire, find a towel, preferably a big one. Add detergent to a bowl of water and immense your towel into the detergent.

2. Use the towel you soaked inside a bowl of detergent water and cover the gas cylinder.

3. This will make the fire to quench immediately.

But it is always best to avoid things from happening before finding remedies. So here are possible reason why your gas cylinder might catch fire.

1. The Use of a nozzle that is faulty

If you use a nozzle that is faulty, your gas will start leaking from there, which will result to explosion. So once your nozzle becomes faulty, change it.

2. When you fill your gas to the brim

If your gas cylinder is 12kg and you fill it to 12kg, it will start leaking. So never fill your gas cylinder to the brim.

3. Make sure your burner is not faulty.

27/05/2024

Igbo man and sense are 5&6😄

An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow #5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the IGBO man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the IGBO man for using
a #30 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a #5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Four weeks later, the IGBO man returns, repays the #5,000 and the interest, which comes to #150.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow ' #5,000'.
The IGBO man replies: Where else in
LAGOS can I park my car for four weeks for only #150.41 and expect it to be there when I return?
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26/05/2024

DO YOU KNOW THAT IN IGBO TRADITION, SAME-S*X MARRIAGE
IS ALLOWED, BUT WITH A TANGIBLE REASON

NOW LISTEN,,,,,

The Igbo people have a culture that permits same-s*x marriage but not same s*x copulation.

In this kind of marriage, a widow who has past menopause but without a child or male child goes ahead to marry a younger woman of reproductive age,

So that she could bear sons to continue the lineage of her late husband.

The older woman informs the umunna (kinsmen) about her decision to marry a younger woman.

The umunna knowing that this is a great sacrifice,

Supports her and accompanies her to ask for the maidens hand in marriage.

She pays the bride price and automatically becomes the husband of the young maiden.

In most cases, such widows prefers to marry a woman whom has given birth to children outside wedlock( especially male children),

Because in Igbo land, only bride price validates father hood.

The aged widow, after marrying her wife is given a special honour and place amongst the men.

In some parts of Igbo land, such women are forbidden from having affairs; they must live the rest of their lives without feeling the warmth of a man.

It is also important to note that the marriage between these women are NON S*XUAL marriage.

Homos*xuality is an abomination in Igbo land.

The younger maiden chooses a man of her choice among the ụmụnna for procreation.

Whatever child she bears is considered the legitimate child of the widow's husband and he or she bears the late husband's name.

This culture has helped in preserving and ensuring the continuity of different lineage.

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18/05/2024

STATES & CAPITAL.

Abia. Bad roads.

Akwa Ibom. Ashawo.

Anambra. Husslers.

Adamawa. Herdsmen.

Bauchi. Beggers.

Bayelsa. Betrayals.

Benue. Free of charge.

Borno. Boko haram.

Cross River. Best cooks.

Delta. Ogogoro.

Ebonyi. Garri sellers.

Edo. Witches & co.

Ekiti. Good People.

Enugu. Runs girls.

Nasarawa. Too much cold.

Imo. High bride price.

Gombe. Worwor people.

Kaduna. Bandits.

Kano. Mumu.

Katsina. Shoe makers.

Kogi. Ignorance.

Kwara. Big yansh.

Kebi. Bad english.

Lagos. Agbero (tout).

Ogun. Juju.

Ondo. Aja (dogs).

Osun. Mermaid.

Oyo. Dirty.

Taraba. Tribalism.

Plateau. Crisis.

Rivers. Cultists.

Sokoto. Four wives.

Zamfara. Sharia.

Abuja. Cooperate thieves.

Where do you belong 😅😅😂😂😂 prove me wrong.
I'm in my house, come beat me.

08/05/2024

GUYS!!!!! I JUST GOT MONETIZED

I just discovered how to monetize your Facebook account even when you don't have much followers! 🤯

Mark Zuckerberg wants to take Facebook to the next level. If you've been following his recent updates you'll understand.

Even without posting much videos, you can be making $500 per post. You can easily activate it on your Facebook settings and start earning.

$500 is over 300k! That's what Mark is paying per post 🤭
You can activate it on your own by yourself.

Here's what to do:

With your main Facebook account...
• go to settings
• scroll a little bit to 'account monetization'
• click on 'pay per post'
• select your desired currency
• enter your account number and click save
• make a post, you'll get paid in 24hrs!!

If you try this and it doesn't work, don't panic. Just go to the nearest police station and submit yourself because normally u be Thief... 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️😄😄

08/05/2024

My land lord passed away last night n he once told me that he don't have relatives😂

07/05/2024

Heartbroken BUT FINALLY I'M FREE😏😏

A lot of you knew who I was in a relationship with and some did not know, but finally Its over😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢

Yeah! I am SINGLE !! I Oluwakemi Omotayo Deborah
I repeat I am SINGLE!!!

I've decided to speak and put an end to the rumors.🤔😏

For those who speak ill about it, this is what happened, you must know that my relationship was difficult, but today I inform you all that we are no longer together💔💔💔💔 several times it felt so good, I had a lot of fun.

I felt good whenever we are together 👫, I cannot deny I really like the feeling and I was very happy.

I am not going to deny that things weren't as we thought so we decided to part ways in order to be happy👥.

We tried to stick together but it just didn't work.

So..! For a while now, 😢😪 I've ended my relationship with Coke, Shawarma, Chocolate🍫, Ice-cream, Cakes🍰, hollandia yoghurt, Lolipop 🍭🍬, and other unhealthy foods 🍲, noodles sef 🍜 even poverty sef.

Shebi you sabi read wetin no concern you.

See how you concentrate dey read😂 chaii, Amebo I hail ooo🙌🙌.🤣🤣🤣

Copy and paste on your wall to confuse the monitoring spirits on your list..
🏃🏽🏃🏽🤣🤣🤣
Amebos😒😒
Good morning all have a lovely Tuesday

06/05/2024

When I decided I was done with Lagos was the day I was going to Oshodi to see a friend. All of a sudden, I saw more than 20 people running towards my direction.

Omo! I comot my slippers pick race with them. I ran to a reasonable distance and stopped and asked someone why they were running, he said he didn't know. That he saw people running and joined them. I asked about 5 people the same question and they all gave me the same answer. As in, we ran for no reason. Nobody was chasing us. This con tree is wild abeg but Lagos is wilder.

The kind of mental breakdown and palpitations I had due to that experience made me run away from Lagos.

Never again! 🤦‍♂️
You smiled already follow me na🥺 EvEveryoneh@highlightiHighlight

30/04/2024

People we dey wear dress like this get the following qualities 😬:

1. They like argument and you can't win them for argument....

2. Them sabi current affairs.

3. Them dey always get radio.

4. Them dey like gambling.

5. Na them dey argue about politics for Newspaper stand.

6. Them sabi speak big big English but pocket dry.

7. Them sabi play Draft very well.

8. Them dey plan ahead for the future, incase them later add body..... And their belt get plenty holes incase them no later fat.

9. Na electricians and carpenter work them sabi pass.

10. Their body dey strong kakaraka.

11. Dey no dey like to pay NEPA bill.

12. Them no dey allow neighbourhood meeting to end on time.

13. Na them dey get 2.1 for university and end up becoming Chemistry teacher.

14. Finally, they can never forgive you in this life.😀 my man i no mention name ooooooooh

28/04/2024

THE S*X YOU MUST NOT HAVE.

1. You must never agree to have s*x with a married man no matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have s*x with your boss. If the harassment becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is better you die than to have s*x with them. Never take advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have s*x with a married woman. If you are getting too much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport, break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have s*x with your lecturers. S*x for grades or marks is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have s*x with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have s*x with your neighbour or colleague. A neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get your life more complicated.

9. Don't have s*x with your platonic friend. If the relationship is no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created s*x to be between male and female. Stay away from having s*x with your same gender. God is against homos*xuality and so should you.

11. Don't have s*x with your sibling or relatives. In**st is vile.

12. Don't have s*x with your girlfriend. Don't have s*x with your boyfriend. God did not create s*x for love relationships. He created it for MARRIAGE.

The only s*x you should have is with your Legally married partner