Horladiz

26/04/2023

29/03/2023

In Nigeria🇳🇬 U had issues with Ur
Girlfriend, ignore her calls for
6days call her D 7th day she is
already married with 2kids😒

10/12/2022

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
Ibadan Zoo needs someone to bath lions,
take care of tigers, brush crocodile teeth and
feed snakes....
Salary is (2,000,000) per week
with free accommodation,
feeding and official car...
I'm not feeling fine if not I would have taken
it
pls share this job opportunity with ur friends,
dont thank me, what are friends for

10/12/2022

*Thank God s*x is not like Recharge cards, when you want to load your partner, it will show you "this card has been used by another customer". Some people will 🏃 🏃 run mad. You will just be hearing men shouting at night... "I say tell me the truth", who recharge you?*😂😁😀

25/01/2022

SEE EHN?Bf bring Surprise Gift with Trumpet this morning for his gf birthday 🎺🎺 but gf no Sleep for House i hear say na another boyfriend's house she slept 🤣wahala nbo o

06/10/2021

At a Sunday school class, one Sunday morning, after an interesting topic, the teacher asked, "Any question?"
Akpos, looking puzzled, raised his hand. Akpos : "U said the children of Israel escaped
from Egypt?"
Teacher: Yes
Akpos: "U said the children of Israel crossed
the red sea?"
Teacher: Yes
Akpos: "U said the children of Israel also
brought down the mighty walls of Jericho?
Teacher: "Yes Akpos!" "What exactly is your
question?"
Akpos : "When the children of Israel were doing
all this, where exactly were the adults of Israel??" # teacherkept quiet

09/09/2021

I need 2stop listening to peoples conversation in a taxi, I almost follow someone to her oux, just 2hear d rest of her story 😀😁

31/08/2021

Dear frnd,🙋‍♀️ Reading This post,
We may not Know Each Other🤷‍♂ But I Wish You All The Best Life can give😏🤗
❤️🤝

31/08/2021

Slim ladies are beautiful, 💃the problem
comes when they got pregnant, they w looks like a python that has swallowed goat.😂😂😂🙈🏃 just imagine if na twins 🤷‍♀️how e go be🤔🤣🤣

30/08/2021

Please stop this rumors, I'm not dating "Otedolas daughter .......we are just friends..Infact dangote just calme finish naw naw..🤷