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27/08/2026

GOOD MORNING, MY DEAR OKUN PEOPLE! ❤️💚

From Egbe, where Okun shares boundaries, through Kabba and down to Oworoland, the story of Okun people has always been one of peace, love, respect, togetherness and brotherhood.

Our fathers and mothers understood the value of unity. They stood together, supported one another, and treated every Okun person as a brother or sister—regardless of town, family, status or location.

Today, let us return to that spirit. 🤝

Wherever you are this morning—at your workplace, in your business, on the street, in your community or anywhere you find yourself—look around for an Okun brother or sister.

Call them. Check on them. Encourage them. Support them in whatever little way you can. Share the love. ❤️

Let us stop looking at our differences and start remembering what unites us.

One Okun. One people. One love. One goal.

If we genuinely stand together, respect one another and support one another, Okun will be stronger, louder and greater.

Let the love begin with YOU.

Okun Agbè Haa Ooooo! ❤️🤝

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omoh this dey happen ooooooIt's becoming clearer.Seems the whole thing looked like a failed Deal and the guy decides to ...
24/08/2026

omoh this dey happen oooooo

It's becoming clearer.
Seems the whole thing looked like a failed Deal and the guy decides to expose them.
If it's not a failed deal, maybe they deceived him, the whole truth will come out soon.

More revelations from VDM shows the k1dn3y guy was actually taken to the Hospital by one of his friend who S0Ld his own k1dn3y too for 7M.

And the whole thing became scary to know that many young guys in Nigeria have only k1dn3y.
Dem don sell their Left k1dn3y for m0ney.

Chai.
Before you marry, try ask your man to show his k1dn3y test oooo 🤣🤣🤣
No go marry man wey don sell one of his k1dn3y.

Some people will say, shebi it's my k1dn3y, i have the right to do whatever i like with it.

Oga, you can not s£LL any part of your body for m0ney.
It is a crime under the law.
Exchanging any part of your body, both internal and external for m0ney is against the law (section 53 of the National Health Act)

The law says, you must give them voluntarily if you wish to d0nate them.
You must not collect shishi when giving them out.

Same rule applies to the va**na for women and Joystick for men.
You must not collect m0ney to give any man your Va**na.
It must be voluntary and FR33
It is illegal for any man to pay for it.

As a man
It is illegal for you to collect m0ney from any woman to sample her vag1bmna with your Joystick.

The law frowns against it, you must give it voluntarily and FR33.

Ehn Atanda, na my body na.
Your eyes go clear when you start to eat FR33 stony beans.

The Law own you.
One of our former Senator is currently serving for a crime related to such in the UK.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse

God will help us....it is well

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29/07/2026

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Breaking news: Hon. Leke Joseph Abejide’s Name Successfully Uploaded As APC Candidate for Yagba Federal Constituency. Ho...
27/06/2026

Breaking news

: Hon. Leke Joseph Abejide’s Name Successfully Uploaded As APC Candidate for Yagba Federal Constituency.

Hon. Leke Abejide, member representing Yagba Federal Constituency, has been successfully uploaded on the INEC portal as the candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) for the House of Representatives Yagba Federal Constituency ahead of the 2027 elections.

Hon. Abejide’s name, personal particulars, and other required details relating to his nomination as a candidate and the flag bearer of the party have been successfully updated.

By the INEC timetable, the nomination portal opened for upload on 26th June, 2026, and released access codes to designated national officers of political parties to upload the names, personal particulars, and other required information relating to nominated candidates. Hon. Abejide has been confirmed as one of the candidates of the All Progressives Congress on the INEC portal.

🔥⚽ Football Entertainment Update ⚽🔥😂 The 2026 FIFA World Cup is already serving drama, memes, and unforgettable moments!...
14/06/2026

🔥⚽ Football Entertainment Update ⚽🔥

😂 The 2026 FIFA World Cup is already serving drama, memes, and unforgettable moments!

📌 A Brazilian referee's English explanation of a red card went viral after fans joked that nobody could understand what he was saying. The clip has become one of the tournament's biggest memes so far. �
Gulf News

📌 Former England captain David Beckham received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, celebrating his impact on football and global entertainment. �
euronews

📌 Fans were shocked after a stunning "USA supporter" went viral online, only for it to be revealed later that the image was AI-generated. Thousands of football fans had already shared and reacted to the post. �
News.com.au

📌 The England camp also made headlines after boots and training equipment were reportedly stolen before being recovered, giving fans plenty to talk about off the pitch. �
The Guardian +1

📌 Former US star Landon Donovan is trending after fans noticed his dramatic new hairstyle during World Cup coverage. �
TalkSport

🎬 Football is giving us everything this World Cup — goals, drama, memes, stolen boots, viral fans, and even AI supporters! 😂⚽

What's been the funniest football moment you've seen this year? 🤔👇
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BREAKING NEWSContrary to earlier reports, no victim was kidnapped during Saturday's security incident in Odole/Odo-Eri C...
14/06/2026

BREAKING NEWS

Contrary to earlier reports, no victim was kidnapped during Saturday's security incident in Odole/Odo-Eri Community, Yagba West Local Government Area of Kogi State.

Reliable sources confirmed that armed bandits attempted to abduct a pastor and a woman during the attack. However, both individuals escaped unharmed following the swift intervention of local vigilantes and security operatives, who successfully intercepted the attackers.

The latest information debunks initial claims that a woman had been abducted or was missing after the incident. According to sources familiar with the development, no kidnapping was recorded as all intended victims escaped safely.

Security agencies have continued surveillance operations in the area to forestall further attacks and ensure the safety of residents.

Residents have been urged to remain vigilant while supporting ongoing security efforts.

Source: Egbe Mekun Parrot

🇳🇬 Leadership is not about noise; it is about action.While some engage in endless rhetoric on social media, His Excellen...
13/06/2026

🇳🇬 Leadership is not about noise; it is about action.
While some engage in endless rhetoric on social media, His Excellency, Ahmed Usman Ododo, continues to demonstrate his commitment to securing lives and property across Kogi State.
In a bold move to strengthen security operations, Governor Ododo announced the procurement of 50 Armoured Personnel Carriers (APCs), with the first batch already delivered and deployed. These vehicles are expected to enhance the operational capacity of security agencies and support ongoing efforts to rid communities of criminal activities.
The first set of APCs has been earmarked for immediate deployment to Kabba-Bunu, sending a clear message that there will be no safe haven for criminals in Kogi State.
Security remains a shared responsibility, and this investment reflects a proactive approach to protecting citizens and safeguarding communities.
👏 What are your thoughts on this security initiative by the Kogi State Government?
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