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08/04/2014

Just for laughs folks....let's help relieve a bit of work stress.

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was opened. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back."

Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!"

Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What in the hell happened to you?!"

The patient replies, "Well, It started like this; "I was in a fridge..."😛

Like and comment if you got the joke.

Thanks
St.Chuxie
Admin

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What is Ukcastle all about?

UKcastle Entertainment is an organisation comprising of dedicated innovative individuals who have come together to serve the general public healthy dosage of entertainment. By doing this, we hope to help our society identify and embrace good sound morals and etiquettes.

We wish to do this using medium everyone can relate with; music, dance, comedy and basically all facets of entertainment that can be used pass across our message of positive change to our society.

Mind you, we are not perfect beings ourselves but striving towards perfection. We believe all man is an agent unto him/her self and has the freedom to act.

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