23/08/2026
After three years of not speaking to each other…
She suddenly called me:
“I’ve been proposed to, and my wedding is next week. You’re invited too, so please come. I’ll be waiting for you.” ❤️😪💔
So I replied:
“Right now, my phone is on 2%, and I haven’t even found an iPhone 17pro charger.😅
I’m actually on my way to change my car because I’m tired of this one. 😪🙂
This Friday, I’ll check if my trip to Malaysia can be postponed because I have some dollars I want to sell. 🙃💔
I also have a villa I’m currently finishing, but I’ll try to come, Insha Allah.” 🙂💔
She replied in a broken voice:
“I swear, I still haven’t forgotten you.” 😢💔
I said:
“I haven’t forgotten you either. 😌 But your fate has already been decided.” 😪💔
She said:
“No, it’s okay. I’ll give everything up for you. I’ll leave the whole world for your sake.” 😭❤️
Two days later… I heard she had cancelled the wedding. 🙂💔
And now she’s waiting for me to come and ask for her hand in marriage. 😹💔
But honestly, that’s not even the problem. 😂
The problem is… she actually believes I have a car, dollars and a villa! 😭🤣
Meanwhile, I’m still accessing Facebook through Free Basics! 😹💔
Love is blind… but sometimes the internet is also free. 😂😂
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