Noosyoung Entertainment Int

29/06/2024

ADVISE TO MEN
SÉXUAL ENHANCEMENT DRÚGS DO NOT GIVE EXTRA PLEASURE.

Read again: NO EXTRA PLEASURE.

It ONLY DELAYS EJ*******ON which, in street terms, means "LAST LONGER".

But the longer you last, the more pressure on your heart
Yes: ON YOUR HEART.

Even during normal in*******se, your heartbeat rate increases by between FORTY and FIFTY PER CENT when you reach or**sm and about discharging.

Have you asked why most men sleep off after s*x?

Now, when you take s*xual enhancement drugs, it gets to a stage when you feel you have had enough and all you want is ej*******on.

But it won't come.

To force it, you have to get the heart, ALREADY STRESSED, TO DO EXTRA WORK!! hmmm.

By that time, if your HEART is not strong enough, Baba God will just show mercy on you and call you home.

And after initial shock, we start preparing your burial.

And walahi, if they fry puff-puff, I go chop cos I no go cry.

Let her call you "TWO MINUTES NOODLES".

Don't feel bad.

Let her go and meet her "ONE HOUR BEANS".

If you last THREE HOURS, na only you and your partner know or whoever either of you tells.

It is not OLYMPIC where dem go dey cheer you and you will collect MEDAL after the race.

Above all, when you are above 50-55, don't try to s*xually impress any woman.

EVEN YOUR WIFE!

If you die, another man will take over the 'stadium'!

That is if that 'stadium' is not even being shared with someone else when you are still alive.

Just like Inter and AC Milan are sharing San Siro...!!!
Men, a word is enough.🤷🏿‍♂️

THINK ABOUT THIS!
Good night

13/04/2024

I thank God for adding another into my life
Happy birthday to me

18/09/2022

I loaned a friend ₦4,000,000.00 last year and since then, he has refused to pay back, which has deteriorated the friendship....4million Naira oooo

I beg him to just pay me ₦2,000,000.00 and forget the rest because am in a financial crisis.
He said he can only get me ₦1,500,000.00 since that's all he has.
I feel like i have no option but to accept.
I eventually give him my account details to send the amount directly to my bank.

I wake up the this morning, check my account and there is ₦15,000,000.00 in it.
I kept on staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed ₦15M.
I grab my phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging me to transfer back ₦13,500,000.00 since he only meant to send ₦1,500,000.00 and mistakenly added an extra "0."

As a well-brought-up Christian what will you do

1. Send back ₦13,500,000.00
2. Take your full ₦4,000,000.00
3. Keep the entire ₦15,000,000.00
4. Switch off your phone and relocate to Dubai

Choose carefully I don't want to make mistake because this thing looks like an opportunity to me...🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿

23/07/2022

Try to attend today @ Applause Garden Ilasamaja Lagos

18/06/2022

23 THINGS TO DO TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND UNDER THE CONTROL OF YOUR LOVE

1. Call him by a pet name

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you
behave that way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you offend him, insist on his orgiveness, appreciate and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.

7. Honor his mother

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents

9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no money at hand and never delay his food.

10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because you may lose him to her.

11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help undress him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him
occasional pecks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children sometimes.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch box or briefcase.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing "hello" just tell him I love you.

18. If he is a public figure or a politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be entice by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.

22. Always remember to pray for him.

23. Pray together and also pray together before going to bed in the evening...

May God bless your marriages. Singles may you experience true love today and forever.
May non-serious people that will waste your time be disconnected in your life In Jesus Name.

Happy Father's Day

It's all about entertainment

18/06/2022

A dying old man said to his doctor while on the sick bed " Doctor, don’t worry. I know I am going to die. I didn’t want to come here but they brought me here.
Please don’t worry about me, look at my hair, they are gone. I am so old but you are so young. I have learnt a lot from life, if you don’t mind I will tell you some of them before I die.
When I was 4 years, I use to think the world is about me. When I turned 14, I wanted to rule the world. I thought I would be the greatest man that ever lived. When I was 21, I wanted to be the richest man, when I was 25, I wanted to find love, when I was 40, I wanted to be helpful to everyone. Now that I am here, I want to die. You see, I wanted so many things at so many times. Most importantly, I wanted to be happy. I thought the best way to be happy is to listen to others.
When I wanted to enter the University, I wanted to study Zoology but everyone said I should study Engineering that I will be a great Engineer. So I listened to them. I had no one to pay my fees, I had to work and also pay my fees. In my third year, I couldn’t cope with my studies, I had to drop. When I dropped, the same people told me "you should have studied Zoology"!
When I turned 28, everyone said I should marry. That I needed a wife. So I listened to them, I got married. 6 years into the marriage, I caught my wife sleeping with my neighbour. I asked her why and she slapped me. I was angry and didn’t say anything. The next day I returned from work, she had run away with my children, now I am dying a lonely man.
At 40, I got a huge contract. My name was in the news. The next day, all my friends and families were at my house, everyone had a serious problem. Within one week, I spent all the money on them with the promise that they will pay back. I could not complete the contract because they refused to return the money as promised. So I was sent to jail for 6 years. I stayed in jail and I came out. When I came out, they were nowhere.
There was one mistake I made through all this time. Now it is clear to me. Let me tell you about it. I refused to listen to myself. I ignored my own self and listen to others. Now that I am here the only person that is with me is myself.
You see, it is very good to listen to others. It is very wise to seek advice from others. But it is very dangerous to ignore your own self. It is very very dangerous to refuse to pay attention to your heart.
When you get home this night, sit down, take a glass of water. Close your eyes if you want or open it if you want, then talk to yourself, reason with yourself. You can walk down the road alone and as you walk, begin to talk to yourself.
The only person that can overrule yourself is God, after God, listen to yourself next. I know it may not make sense to you now but always remember I told you LEARN TO LISTEN TO YOURSELF.

Noosyoung

25/05/2022

Sorry for fake phones 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Original phone let's press 7 till it turns ⅞⅞⅞⅞⅞⅞

21/04/2022

SAD END
,😭😭😭
It's not just the terrible situation in the world 🌍 like Russians and Ukraine war and kidnapping that has unleashed upon us.
Let's not forget it.
The world of cinema is in mourning as the actor Jason Statham, who plays Frank Martin in the film "the transporter" was shot in his home in New York by thieves who broke into his home.
He wanted to stand against them to protect his family but the thugs were right about him.

He was shot 4 bullets one in the head 3 in the chest 😭😭

This all happened around 2:18am in the movie I'm watching right now😲🤫
He went into coma before NEPA took the light, I will update us all, when I on the generator…
😂😂😂..

It's all about entertainment

14/04/2022

Happy Birthday to myself

31/12/2021