MC Funny Bishop 1

19/06/2025

Lolz 😥😭😹😹😹

19/06/2025

I wanted to wait until new month but I am just so excited!

So, there we have it🤰🏾❤😍 Just when I thought my chapter was closed.

I didn't think this year could get any more busy, but looks like 2025 is about to get even busier!❤❤❤

I was certainly not expecting this and wanted to tell everyone personally, but with everything going on I haven't had the time.🙂

These two are due in December 2025! I can't wait to see the happiness and the chaos they bring!

I don't know who the parents are, but Copy & Paste to frêak out some people too and see who doesn't read your post till the end🙈

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22/01/2025

"You never pay school fees finish side chick don missed period"😜😜😜

21/01/2025

The sweetest break up na when you get money for account 🙅🤭🤭

21/01/2025

21/01/2025

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21/01/2025

I am back 🥰🥰🥰🥰

18/02/2024

AGAINST HER WISH

Chapter 4

I'm not interested auntie Zara,I can't do that... Khloe shouted

Why are you raising your voice Khloe? See I'll do whatever you want me to do if you accept to do this for me,I need a baby for crying out loud...Zara said crying

I know those tears are crocodile tears I'm out of here,oh that's why you brought me here right? auntie Zara I am too small for that...

You ain't small Khloe, you're the only person who can do this for me 😩,I would have come along with Lissa but she doesn't look like who can keep secrets...Zara explained

Auntie Zara I am not interested please... She said and left the parlour

Zara held her hair crying uncontrollably, Khloe was watching her from her door opening

"This is my only opportunity"She murmured

But she was angry when my laps was exposed on the couch,I don't even understand that woman.. she said and jumped on her bed

Khloe prepared dinner that evening,her auntie kept looking at her with her side eye, she was actually begging her with her eye

Any problem honey? Franklin asked when he noticed that Zara haven't touched her food

Erm,no,I'm fine... she replied

Why are you not eating? Don't you like the food? He asked further

I said I am fine! She shouted and left the dinning room

Franklin stared at Khloe who focused on her food

Is everything alright with her? He asked

She is your wife... Khloe responded

Learn how to respond to my questions Khloe we ain't mate...He barked and left the table

Khloe smiled and left the table too

Zara was lying on the bed looking at the ceiling fan and shedding tears

Did someone p**s you off at the office today? He questioned

I just want to be left alone... She replied

You want to be left....

Alone Franklin, Franklin I need a child,a need a baby Franklin.... she cried

You have started again Chizaram...He said and left the room

You don't even care about our childlessness, you're very wicked and heartless.. She abused him

Franklin sat in the parlour with an alcohol lying on the floor,he was meditating and crying
Khloe came in looking around to see if Zara was coming

She sat close to Franklin who looked depressed and frustrated

She held his hands began rubbing his fingers slowly....
Zara was staring at them from the staircase

"She's a bad girl" Zara whispered

Franklin gently pulled off Khloe's clothes and the rest was history

Khloe picked up her clothes and left for her room, she heaved a sign of relief and landed on the bed

Zara helped Franklin upstairs, she bathed him and covered him with the duvet like a newborn

Khloe sat in the parlour staring at the pictures which hung on the wall when Zara tapped her from behind

We are expecting a baby soon...Zara said

A baby? From who? Khloe asked

From you of course....I saw everything last night...

You mean.... you...s...aw...ev...ev... everything? Khloe stammered

Yes I saw everything, now tell me what do you want...Zara asked dancing with her toes

Nothing auntie Zara, absolutely nothing.. Khloe replied and ran to her room

Solomon was about getting married,he didn't want Khloe to know about it
He blocked her on all his social media handles

You're heartless guy... One of his friends told him one evening

How? He asked

Khloe left this village last week and boom this week you are about getting married to another woman

Thank God you said another woman, Khloe is not a woman...He replied

And she's even pregnant for you, that means you have been using her all these years you two have been together... Nathan said

Please Nathan enough of this...

Solomon's wedding and traditional marriage went well, his pictures were all over social media
He prayed feverntly that none should get to Khloe

Khloe was watching movie in the parlour when her phone rang,it was her friend Alice

Khloe what's up... she said as soon as Khloe picked the call

I'm good just that....

You haven't heard that Solomon is married right? She interrupted

Which Solomon?

The Solomon you know married on Saturday, your Solomon,ex boyfriend don marry... Alice said

Khloe ended the call and dialed Solomon's number, his phone rang for three seconds and his wife picked the call

The almighty Khloe fainted 😂

To Be Continued 🤗

05/01/2024

Hahahahaha you can see how longer throat can do you..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

05/01/2024

AGAINST HER WISH

Chapter 3

Zara was the first to wake up, she came downstairs to make breakfast for her husband who was arranging his files upstairs
She saw Khloe lying on the couch and shivering

Khloe go inside your room,why didn't you turn off the air condition? Zara asked

Khloe opened her eyes, she held herself tightly

Good morning auntie Zara... she greeted

Good morning,why didn't you sleep in your room?

I couldn't find my way back to the room that's why I decided to sleep here.. she replied

You would have called me..Zara said

Erm,I didn't remember but can you show me way to my room?

Sure! Zara responded

Khloe lay on her bed shivering, she was running temperature but hid it from Zara
She picked up her phone and dailed her boyfriend's number

Khloe! He called as soon as he found his voice

Solomon I am pregnant!!! She cried over the phone

You're pregnant? Why didn't you tell me before you left for Abuja? He asked

Solomon I didn't remember 😔,I'm pregnant and I can't have this baby now... She lamented

What do you intend doing?

Abortion!! She replied immediately

I'm not in support of that Khloe,I'll advice you to tell your auntie about it she may decide to take care of the baby.. Solomon said

What do you mean? What are you trying to insinuate Solomon,I am aborting this child

My hands are clean..he replied and ended the call

Khloe cried the hell out, she wished she hadn't come to Abuja she would have packed her things to stay with Solomon

How do I tell my auntie about this pregnancy... she asked herself

Lissa I am pregnant.. Khloe told Lissa over the phone

How come? Pregnant for who initially? Lissa asked

I'm pregnant for Solomon,he doesn't even want me to abort the child.. Khloe replied

How come you....

Khloe!! Franklin called

I'll talk to you later Lissa.. She said and ended the call
She lay down on the bed pretending to be fast asleep

Khloe! Franklin called again knocking on the door

I'm coming.. she responded and hissed audibly

Good evening Sir... she greeted not looking at his face

Your Auntie won't be coming back today I want you to follow me to the market..He said throwing his key up and down

Erm,let me get ready then.. she replied and jammed the door

Ladies and mood swings... Franklin murmured and left

Khloe got dressed and came out waiting patiently for Franklin

She sat on the passage pressing her phone when the gate keeper approached her

Hi, you're the new housemaid right? He asked

My name is Khloe not hi and point of correction I am not a housemaid... Khloe fired

This one get pepper body ooo..He murmured

Okay! Small madam my name is Chris as in christian...he introduced

I've heard you.. she responded

Before six they were back from the market, Franklin taught Khloe how to use the gas cooker and every other thing in the kitchen
He prepared dinner that night which Khloe refused to eat

You don't eat Chinese rice? He asked staring at Khloe

Feed me.. She instructed

I should feed you? What do you mean? Franklin asked raising his voice

Calm down, just put one spoon in my mouth...

Franklin carried his food and left for his room
He picked up his phone to tell his wife about Khloe's recent attitude that evening but changed his mind

Lissa was learning tailoring in Benin, her madam was a thorn in her flesh
She would always report Lissa to her Uncle

I don't even know why that woman hate me so much.. Lissa told her uncle one evening

Because you ain't doing what she wants you to do and be careful that woman is my wife to be..Her uncle said

Uncle I'll advice you not to marry her because she isn't what she claims to be.. Lissa replied

What do you mean?

She's a masseuse and sleeps with almost all her clients... Lissa exposed

Don't you dare say ill words about my wife to be or else I'll send you back to the village.. her uncle warned

Lissa stared at him and smiled

It's fine... she said and left the parlour

Zara came back from work and met Khloe lying on the couch with her laps fully exposed

Khloe! She called

Hey, welcome auntie.. She said and sprang up from the couch

Why are you half naked? Don't you know my husband can come in anytime? Zara asked

I'm sorry.. she apologized

Please learn how to lie properly on the couch okay, I've been wanting to discuss something with you...

Auntie you haven't even registered me.....

I'll do that by weekend, don't worry about that...Zara interrupted

Khloe scoffed

I want you to sleep with my husband...Zara said

To Be Continued 🤗