Elwizzy

06/09/2022

Knacking a lady without fi*****ng or sucking her breast is like Entering a village meeting without greetings the Elders 🥴🤚

05/09/2022

05/09/2022

A black man with a pink cap enters a red compound with a black gate to deliver yogurt🥴😂🤣

04/08/2022

I Hate Pple Who Used Deep English Just To Make Us Feel Intociolate By Exuberance Of Verbosity Betaprutal Contraption 🤣

04/08/2022

1). Only God that can break the relationship between Suya and Newspaper 😂😁😀

2). Somking w**d before going to work is dangerous, I nearly sacked my boss 😂😂😁
😂👉🏃😂😂

3). China phone be like battery low delete some items 😀😃😂😂

4). The way ladies with gap teeth 😁 apologize is somehow funny, they will be like BABY AM THO THORRY 😂😂😀

5). There is no different between BRA and BAR. once the two opened like this ?. Men go craze immediately 😂😂😀😊

6). No one is so humble like somebody who want to collect credit 💳 . They will be like NO NO NO Answer all ur customers first am not in hurry..☺😂😂😀😀

7). Teacher __ why do human being have different blood group 👥 👥
Dodo ___ So that mosquitos can enjoy different flavour 😂😂😂😃

8). Every where just dry I fill like killing myself and run away 😂😂😂😂☺

9). Pastors Jokes are boring we just laugh becoz God is watching 😂😂😂😀

10). Slim ladies plz always put some heavy stones in ur bag becoz nowadays the wind is crazy ooo 😁😂☺😂

11). My sister Big bum bum with ugly face is like public holiday on Saturday.. it is a waste 😂 😂. Wisdom will not kill me

12). Having s*x with ur babe while pregnant is very risk. 😃😂😂😂😂
what if the baby grab ur dick thinking itz Lollypop 😂😂😂😂😃

13). I fainted 5 times when an ibo boy told me that his my friend on Bluetooth 😂😂😂😂

14). A kiss can remove anger. But if itz too much. It can remove one's cloth too
if you no u no 😂😂😊😁

15). I was shocked 😲 wen I saw a African parent using lamp 💡 to read text message on phone 😂😂😂😂

16). Dear money plz come and seduce me if I refuse to understand r**e me mercilessly 😂😂😀😂

03/08/2022

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23/07/2022

She knocked the door, i kept quiet.🙄
She pushed it and came in, i kept quiet.🙄
She came inside the room, i kept quiet. 🙄
She sat next to me on my bed, i kept quiet.🙄
She smiled at me, still i kept quiet.🙄
She romanced me, i remained quiet.🙄
She undressed herself, i kept quiet.🙄
She removed my shirt, i kept quiet.🙄
She kissed me deeply, i kept quiet.🙄
She removed my trouser and boxers, i still kept
quiet.🙄
She climbed me, i remained quiet.🙄
She started riding me slowly and softly, i kept
quiet.🙄
She continued with the practice, i kept quiet. After
all she dressed up and went away, i kept quiet.🙄
Now she's here telling me that she's pregnant.😳😳
What Should I Do??🤷t

12/07/2022

Gossip is the only reason why the dont play music🎶🎶 in female saloon👗👗💄💄