30/07/2020
😍😍😍😍😍 jokes 🤣🤣🤣
1.😕😭👦😵You are dating a DJ and still cry when he cheats on you!!
My sister what do you expect from somebody that can mix three songs together?
2. 😵😵😳I started fearing w**d when i saw my neighbor son dancing to the sound of my generator, when i switched it off he ask me
who song the song?*
Because i was afraid he would beat me, i answer
"Yamaha feature petrol"
3.😵😱😨 Imagine on judgement day when it's your turn to be judged and all the demons start hailing you
Marlians, Oba soapy,
Osomo 1, Agba Awo, 2 Odds king, Igbolabi 1,
Don't argue pls
Just match straight to hell
4. 😰😵😤Pls let's avoid early morning w**d
My neighbor dropped his children in his office and drove himself to school.
5. 😘💑💏Ladies can you date your class mate?
6. 😴😦😨Another s*x style found in Nigeria is
called Buhari
You will just be on top without doing anything
7. No body has de lowest voice than a guy asking a lady for her phone number..😀😀😀
8. De most patience customers in de world are those buying Condom. Dey will like, serve him first i will wait😀😀😀
9. I can't stop laughing, at a job interview, Interviewer – spell, scheweinsteger,
blaszcykowski, & schneiderlin. Job seker– pls just say there is no job..😃😃😃
10. See u, u dey form big boy when your birth day date is on children day.😃😃😃😃😂😂
11. Just bcoz ur girl friend is smiling while pressing her phone dose not mean she is cheating on u, my bro, relax she's reading my post.😆😆😆😆
12. Nothing person no go see for dis obodo Nigeria How can u open a church and name it BET 9JA church of God mission..😕😉😉😉
13 Drinking garri dose not mean u re poor but allowing de garri to swell up before drinking it, my bro, ur village people is at work..😀😊☺😉
14. Enough is enough, boko - haram should leave our girls alone, unless am going into dat forest with my facebook friends..
15.😕😤😬😍All this girls that are snatching peoples boyfriend are u not seeing me? Or abi my face no show?
16 .😂😂When a Nigeria girls says she wants a handsome man. She is not talking about looks but talking about: a Hand that has Some… You know what i mean.
17.😄😃Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French. Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.
18.i never knew the power of w**d until I saw a 90years old man telling me he wants to be a lawyer when he grows....☺☺☺
19 .Igbo dont say "good morning" dey simply say "money ooo" and the person will reply "money my broda!😀😀😀
20 .The most funniest guy that you'll never regret to have as ur friend is Me try and see lolz😀😀😀
21.. It took me time to write this joke and it will only take you 2mins to read and without comment. pls like and you comment.😂
Good evening,😊😊.
Kala Boss ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️🌺
