Ayoade Samuel

28/10/2024

Stepping out of your comfort zone and thinking outside the box will make you a "Trailblazer".
Oscar Anieke Olayinka Oladepo Yusuf Wale Mary Mari
Festus Tosin Akinwarere

03/09/2024

Due to the direct efforts of the Lagos State Government, Lagos now has the biggest refinery in Africa and a $20 billion Free Trade Zone complete with a port. They equally have a Blue and Red Line metro system, with the Green Line on the way. In addition to this, the state has been paying its workers ₦70,000 a month since February 2024 and has a BRT bus system that makes vehicular movement orderly.

They also have five independent power projects, multiple state highways and bridges, and Nigeria's best mass housing programme.

The only thing Lagos has not done is build a beer factory for Lagosians. That they live for others.

There is nothing Lagos wants done that it has to wait for the Federal Government to do. They do it by themselves. And that is what true federalism is all about. Good governance starts st home, not Abuja.

The question to you is this: Other than dancing Gwo, Gwo, Gwo, Ngwo, what has your own state Governor achieved?

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23/07/2024

God wey no create wife for himself get reason 🤦‍♀️🫨🥴

God no even create female
Angels😳😲

Then his only begotten son too no gree Mary 😖🙆‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Devil self no gree Mary 🙄😱🤷‍♂️🏃‍♂️

There's something they are not telling us about *WOMEN* 🤔😂🤣

I just say make I update Una... 😁😂🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃

18/07/2024

Imagine the Government Passing law that beautiful women and handsome men should pay "Beauty Tax"

I know you're smiling because you know you're safe 😜

18/07/2024

02/07/2024

With Pefti – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers! 🎉

29/05/2024

City that can make you run mad without knowing it - LAGOS

City where they will steal your spouse without your knowledge - ABUJA

City where everybody is cheating yet praying fervently - ILORIN

City where you cannot come out with phone at night - ONITSHA

City where you go blind if you look too much - OWERRI

City where you will be like Sardine inside taxi - IBADAN

City where fornication is banned but adultery is permitted - KANO

City where they will build fly-over but only Okada is using it - ABAKALIKI

City where men die several years before their wives - PORT-HARCOURT

City that is forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is eating only biscuit - JOS

City that is always forming tourism, meanwhile nothing takes place - CALABAR

City that is full of landlady without landlord - BENIN

City that infrastructure is like Dubai but the pockets of the citizens is like Somali- UYO

Add yours

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21/05/2024

When 14 people died in an accident in Kogi State last month, Peter Obi attacked and blamed the Federal Government for the incident, and mocked the dead as being "roasted alive" due to bad roads. However, it turned out that the road was in excellent condition, and the accident was in fact caused by reckless overtaking.

Two days ago, on May 18, 2024, 15 people were killed in an accident involving multiple vehicles in Imo. The photograph of the accident is attached here. But because this accident occurred in the Southeast, Peter Obi has said nothing. Instead, he went to Kano to visit those who died during the mosque bombing.

That is the pattern with Peter Obi. If it happens in Igboland, he will mechie onu (close mouth). But when it occurs outside Igboland in Kano, Kogi, Sokoto and Lagos, he will shout, cry, roll on the floor and invite the media and cameraman. And when you talk, his Obidients will gather to insult you.

My question is this: Is this man sufficiently detribalised enough to ever be Nigeria's President?

Should I leave his neck, or do I raise it?

20/02/2024

As of last year, Panla fish used to be that fish that put smiles upon the faces of the poor but right now the poor cannot afford it. One single Panla fish is now #700. Something that used to be #500 for 5 pieces. I don’t even know what some people are using to cook right now… crayfish abi just empty soup without any form of protein.

How are y’all surviving???

02/02/2024

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01/02/2024

MEN AND S*X

Believe it or not women find it difficult to understand the reason why men love s*x.

* If they want to help you, they will demand for s*x.
* If they say they love you, they want s*x.
* You mistakenly sleep over, they want s*x.
* They want to borrow money from you, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a job, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a pass in your exams, they want s*x.

First of all, you need to understand the system of men. They didn't ask for that because they didn't create themselves.

Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an er****on? Did they bargain for that? No!
Do you know that the p***s has a mind of its own?

A man could be reading his Bible and his p***s will just stand.
A man can be sleeping and wakes up with an er****on.
A man could be sleeping, once you start rubbing the p***s, it
stands even when he is still asleep.

Have you ever asked yourself why men are not on periods, cramps or any bad moods? That's how God created them.
A man is naturally always ready for s*x. Rub a man on his head, he already thinks you want s*x.
Wink at him, he's already seeing you naked.
Wave at a man walking with his wife, he will loose focus.

This is nothing spiritual. It's not about, "ln Jesus Name or Holy
Ghost Fire".

That's why real churches do not allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front, because they will confuse the Pastor.
Men did not manufacture the high libido by themselves.

We are all created in God's image. The only man that overcame the s*xual urge according to the good book was Jesus Christ. Joseph's own was that, he didn't just ran away,
he fled!! Jesus is Lord and on top of that, He was very careful not to include a woman among His disciples.

So many great men have fallen because of s*x. Do you think they wanted to?

Soldiers in the war front will develop the urge for s*x. To show you how bad it is, so many soldiers were killed during
wars because a woman lured them inside bush.

David in the scriptures sent a woman's husband to the war front when he saw a woman washing outside. He was later
told that it is the wife of his faithful servant who he has sent to war. He took the woman and had s*x with her.

Do I need to tell you about Sampson?
Solomon and other Bible characters?
It only takes the grace of God and some level of discipline and maturity to curtail this animalistic instinct.

The way the man's body reacts to the s*xual urge is not the same as a woman's body reacts to it. How many great women have you heard messed up because of a dick? Few, or even none.
So next time a man misbehaves because of s*x, don't see him as an animal. They are just responding to nature.

Don't be like, "I've lost the respect I had for you, "I thought you were responsible, so this was what you wanted?"

I pray you read this post with realistic understanding.
Men should also understand that it is not all er****on that is meant for s*x. They should learn to control their urge.

Men are wonderfully created, but
CONTROL YOURSELVES, OH YE MEN!!!

Everyone

21/12/2023

Iwaju Christmas ogbo😎

Eyin Christmas ogbo😎

Olumu lotun olokoran losi😳

Aarin Christmas ita orun😳

Shey i go see money buy Christmas chicken this December abi make i face front😎

Oya lo wo wa🙄🙄.

Make una buy me Xmas 🐔 🐔 🍗 Chicken ooo ,Saapaaa dey Naija ooo 😂😂

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