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04/03/2014

Life will always give u reason to be sad,but always make every every moment of ur life lovely,do wat u knw how to do best....and ave a wonderful day ahead

05/02/2014

A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?”

The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, “How can a full mosque have no muslim?”. No one replied.

The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with him and tells him, “son come help me slaughter my goat for I don’t know how to do it”.

After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells the man that he doesn’t know how to skin it and that the man would have to go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him on that.The man returns to the mosque with a machete dripping with blood.

When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts “Praise the Looooooooord! The whole mosque responds,”halleluyaaaah!!!

05/02/2014

A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, “When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?” Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart…
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife’s reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who b

05/02/2014

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted.

Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family

Akpos (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Akpos: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.

Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

05/02/2014

AKPOS JOKE:
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his mum. Enjoy it:

Mother: Akpos. I have a confession to make. I should have told you long ago but I didn’t know how you would take it. I’m sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

Akpos: Mum, what rubbish are you telling me! How am I to deal with this devastating news?!
You should be hanged for this.

Mother: Akpos, I’m sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.for reasons I want to keep private. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever. Please take the phone and talk to him

Akpos: No I am speaking to any one. I’ll never speak to him. Mr Chukwu is the only father I know and so will that be.

Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just say something to him.

Akpos: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!

Akpos: Helloee
Caller: Morning Son, I am Bill Gates . I am your real father.

Akpos: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
Love you so much Dad!!!!! I’ve been looking for you for so long.

05/02/2014

Who is your VAL??

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04/02/2014

dear ladies L-O-V-E doesn't stand for'legs open very easily......please respect yourself

04/02/2014

my daughters are only allowed,to have 3 male friends.....the father,the son.and the only sprite

04/02/2014

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04/02/2014

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