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A Story Teller. My Story. My Experiences. Social media Manager. Geo Researcher. I love Waist Beads. It is CRUISE time folks.

Your comments and opinions are always needed.

07/09/2026

If you dey do OS work and you dey shave frequently, see you and see better infection. OS no suppose dey shave frequently. It should be done once in a while.

No go kee yourself with shaving because you wanna appear neat to person wey no send your papa. As you dey shave frequently na so you dey leave open pores for your body and infection no dey joke with open skin.

Infection wil just be driving in with ease. Any customer wey no like bushy kini, should search for the available Customer next street or go home to his wife.
More shaving, more exposure to all the rubbish out there.

06/09/2026

So far today have been a lazy Sunday for me. Got back from morning market, dropped the food stuff I bought, allowed my neighbor to use my gas and I have been sleeping and waking up since then, with no plans of cooking what I bought. Right now I am very hungry but no strength to cook. I hope my fresh tomato doesn't spoil. How is your Sunday going

Earlier today, while working, I over a group of married men discussing and one of them said "You can neva hear sidechick...
04/09/2026

Earlier today, while working, I over a group of married men discussing and one of them said "You can neva hear sidechicks saying i am tired" unlike my wife. The funny thing is, his friends concurred to what he said 🙊

04/09/2026

10 years ago, when female friends use to visit me at home, my mum would be like, "Hmmm! Chidinma, who is that girl? Better be very careful ooo." If a different girl visited me a month or so later, my mum would start keeping malice with me. Mind you, i used to stay within the compound with the girl and gist, and the girl might not even stay more than 3 hours. But when a male friend visited, my mum wouldn’t say shiii. She wouldn’t even care at all. Sometimes the guy would stay longer or even spend the night.

Parents are funny, you know. What if I am a "yansh bender"? That’s how they would give me the ticket to do as I please. They would think I am hanging out with my guy, not knowing they are bursting their first son 🤢.

Well, I am in my house presently. Let them come and pursue the girl that is wearing my yellow polo and planning to cook beans and plantain for us 😋

03/09/2026

The older i get, the more I realize arranged marriage isn't bad after all. This dating pool wants to my life😩

03/09/2026

Being broke without a relationship is actually beautiful most times. You don't have to explain to someone's daughter who isn't family, why you can't send her 5gb data or why you can't send urgent 10k.

Its just you and your brokenness and figuring out how to borrow data from MTN to sustain yourself for a while until something drops 😁. Nothing like "please manage this 2gb for now, I will see what i can do tomorrow evening".

Your only headache at that moment is you and just you alone. You are not explaining to anybody and begging them to be patient for a while. Family is an easy cake to handle in such situation.

You can just blank out on family until things get better, they will always understand and stick around unlike girlfriends.

03/09/2026

How did your day go?😊
Here is a 50 seconds video of how my day went as a local man living somewhere in the Eastern part of Nigerian. Left for work around 10:30am. I had a super busy day and so tired right now but I still need to update you guys. I planned to make alot of videos but I totally forgot. Man has alot going on in his brain. I remembered to make few videos around 5pm, when we were already rounding up. I hope I tried sha. Don't worry, I will get better at this very soon. I just need time and an amazing phone. Goodnight y'all.

03/09/2026

Omoh! Society really wants to force ashawo down our throat
by all means and it's not fair. Ladies who are contented with their man are now being termed understanding girlfriend🤦

Any small thing and her female friends will be screaming "understanding girlfriend" up and down. Ladies are now being shamed for being satisfied with their man for the little he can afford.

Innocent man fit support her girl with 10k to add to the one she has to make her hair and her use.less friends will be shouting "Understanding girlfriend"
God must ponish you people for us oooo🚶🚶🚶

02/09/2026

A lot of y'all out there have the same girlfriend.

You fit budget 80k for a new week only to spend 70k on Monday alone. The shocking thing is that, the remaining 10k might...
02/09/2026

You fit budget 80k for a new week only to spend 70k on Monday alone.

The shocking thing is that, the remaining 10k might be able to sustain you from Tuesday to Sunday.
Na that time you will start spending wisely and calculating everything

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