HUMOR PAGE

23/10/2023

HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS TO THE LITTLE BOY SO HE CAN UNDERSTAND. 🤔


A three years old boy
walked over to a pregnant lady
while waiting with his mother in
the doctor's office.
He inquisitively asks the lady: Why is your stomach so big?
She replied: I'm having a baby.

With big eyes the boy asked:
Is the baby in your stomach?"
She replied: Sure he is!

Then the little boy with a puzzled
look, asked: Is it a good baby?
She said: Oh yes, it's a real good
baby.

With an even more surprised and
shocked look, the boy asked: Then why did you swallow him?"

23/10/2023

🤣

23/10/2023

The dog!.... Furious as hell .. 😂🐸 what an embarrassment!!?? 😂

22/10/2023

Dropping tears, Believe in whatever you do, Every effort matters, to become a billionaire you must start from somewhere.... READ ON👇👇

22/10/2023

Sometimes you have to feed your brain with cool inspirational/Motivational thoughts.
It help so much especially when you're stressed.
Now let's go down with this one 👇👇

One morning, an elderly man was walking along the beach when he noticed a young boy picking something off the sand and throwing it into the sea.

As he got closer, the man realized the child was throwing stranded starfishes that had washed up on the shore back into the breaking waves (of the river)

Approaching the boy, the man asked what he was doing.

“The starfish will die if they’re still on the shore when the sun rises,” he replied. (The boy replied)

Perplexed, the old man said, “But that’s pointless! There are countless miles of beach and thousands of starfish. It doesn’t matter how many you return to the water, you can’t make a difference.”

Unfazed, the boy bent down, picked up another starfish, and tossed it into the sea.

“It matters to this one,” he said.

Moral of the story:

No matter the odds of success or the scale of the challenge, your actions can make a difference. It’s better to light a candle than curse the dark.

Every little counts. Doing something to make a positive change is always better than nothing!!!!

22/10/2023

One morning, an elderly man was walking along the beach when he noticed a young boy picking something off the sand and throwing it into the sea.

As he got closer, the man realized the child was throwing stranded starfishes that had washed up on the shore back into the breaking waves.

Approaching the boy, the man asked what he was doing.

“The starfish will die if they’re still on the shore when the sun rises,” he replied.

Perplexed, the old man said, “But that’s pointless! There are countless miles of beach and thousands of starfish. It doesn’t matter how many you return to the water, you can’t make a difference.”

Unfazed, the boy bent down, picked up another starfish, and tossed it into the sea.

“It matters to this one,” he said.

Moral of the story:

No matter the odds of success or the scale of the challenge, your actions can make a difference. It’s better to light a candle than curse the dark.

Every little counts. Doing something to make a positive change is always better than nothing!

17/01/2019

The following conversation ensured between Akpos and Emeka.
Emeka: Why do you hold your wife’s hand when you visit shopping malls?
Akpos: Because if I leave her hand, she’ll go for shopping. It looked “ROMANTIC” but actually, it’s “ECONOMIC”.

03/01/2019

I'm here again.

Last time I posted about zwerl app which I know favored some people who used the app.
Today is about a new telegram group that's open for everyone who wants to know some legit apps and websites where you can earn money.

There are millions of opportunity in internet world today where one can earn free money without any investment.
So if you are lucky to find yourself in this group, stick so tight because what I have in mind to discuss with about 20 to 30 people here will not only benefit you but at the same time make you know some legit apps and websites that you can earn some money freely.
Again, we need about 20 to 30 people in this group to be able to execute this plan and make it work efficiently.
Once we reach 20 to 30 people here, the group will stop receiving people.
Thank you once again and welcome!
you can join the group here!!
👇👇👇👇👇👇

Money club is a free 💰 money earning group which the main purpose is all about discussions on how and where people can earn money online free without any investment. The group is open for everyone all around the world to join.

26/12/2017

WHY WAIT FOR TOMORRO?

Once a fisherman was sitting near seashore, under the shadow of a tree smoking his beedi. Suddenly a rich businessman passing by approached him and enquired as to why he was sitting under a tree smoking and not working. To this the poor fisherman replied that he had caught enough fishes for the day.

Hearing this the rich man got angry and said: Why don’t you catch more fishes instead of sitting in shadow wasting your time?

Fisherman asked: What would I do by catching more fishes?


Businessman: You could catch more fishes, sell them and earn more money, and buy a bigger boat.

Fisherman: What would I do then?

Businessman: You could go fishing in deep waters and catch even more fishes and earn even more money.

Fisherman: What would I do then?

Businessman: You could buy many boats and employ many people to work for you and earn even more money.

Fisherman: What would I do then?

Businessman: You could become a rich businessman like me.

Fisherman: What would I do then?

Businessman: You could then enjoy your life peacefully.

Fisherman: Isn’t that what I am doing now?

Moral – You don’t need to wait for tomorrow to be happy and enjoy your life. You don’t even need to be more rich, more powerful to enjoy life. LIFE is at this moment, enjoy it fully.

As some great men have said “My riches consist not in extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants”.

26/12/2017

LOL!

Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:

Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?

Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.

Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. Your problem is also my problem.

Akpos: OK, we have a problem in our office.

Wife: And what is the problem, darling?

Akpos: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
The Wife fainted!