27/10/2024
Emeka lives in the UK. He has taken 2 weeks leave from work and he has planned to visit Nigeria for Christmas. (22nd of December to 7th of January)
So he starts notifying all that need notification by sending them messages.
Emeka to Nkechi:
Emeka: NK Baby, I'm coming home this Christmas and I would like to meet your parents. So let's meet in Lagos on the 22nd of December, so we can plan together.
Nkechi: Baby, you are not serious! You mean you are coming home this Christmas? Oh My God!!
She goes to announce to her roommates.
Emeka to Amaka: Amy Baby, I'm coming home this Christmas and I would like to meet your parents too. So let's meet in Owerri on the 24th of December.
Amaka: My Boo boo, you are joking right? OMG. I can't wait to see you.
She goes to announce to her family members.
Emeka to Ogechi: Oge-love, I'm coming home this Christmas and I would like to meet your parents too. So let's meet in Owerri on the 26th of December.
Ogechi: My Sweetheart is coming. We go have detty December in Owerri.
She goes to announce it to her yard people.
Emeka to Ngozi: Ngoo Baby, I'm coming home this Christmas. Due to work, I would arrive a bit late, and I would like to meet your parents too. So let's meet in Umuahia on the 28th of December.
Ngozi: 😭😭😭 I'm crÿing right now. I didn't know you would come home this soon. My parents can't wait to see you.
Emeka to Onyinyechi: Onyii Ba-yi-be. I'm coming home immediately after Christmas, that's the first week of New Year, precisely the 1st of January. Let’s plan on how to meet your parents. So let's see in Nnewi as that's a big day for Nnewi people.
Onyinye: OMG, I can't brèathe. Someone should wake me up. My Boo Boo, I can't wait.
Emeka to Deborah: Debby My Love, I will be in Lagos on the 4th of January to renew a paper that expired. I would like to spend it with the Love of my life. I won't go to my State. I will from the UK land in Lagos, do all I’m coming to do and then fly back to the UK.
Deborah: Awwww…So sweet. So sweet to spend your few days in Nigeria with me alone. You are not even going to see your family in the East. Awwww. Lucky me.
Christmas will come and go. All these will be accomplished. 100%. Meanwhile all these people have N!gerian Boyfr!ends.
6th of January, Emeka flies back to the UK.
7th January, 2025.
Nkechi is calling….
Amaka is calling…..
Ogechi is calling…..
Onyinye is calling….
Deborah is calling…..
Emeka to all of them one after the other: Babe, the home office in the UK sent me an email to report to the UK as soon as possible because the Santus Sanitorials on my visa expired.
All of them: Chai! What's Santus Sanitorials?
Emeka: It's what is placed on a Visa.
All of them: Okay. Fix it then so it doesn't get you in trouble.
By this time they had forgotten his promises of seeing their parents.
Meanwhile, Amaka, Nkechi, Ogechi, Onyinye, Deborah.👇