Anya Awka

Anya Awka Comedy and property management, Agricultural purposes

T pain said that I should drop account number so that everyone should start remitting his or her own debt, so pls the de...
13/11/2024

T pain said that I should drop account number so that everyone should start remitting his or her own debt, so pls the deadline is Nov 20th,....Ike agwugwo dibia uwa hoo-ha 😭😭😭

Ohafia Guy buried with his Bet9ja Coupons that resulted to his untimely Death 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️..He played two slips of Bet9j...
11/11/2024

Ohafia Guy buried with his Bet9ja Coupons that resulted to his untimely Death 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️..

He played two slips of Bet9ja,one to win #34 million but unfortunately one game cut his ticket🙆

And the other one which is one game in the slip cut his ticket too 🙆🙆🙆..

And they both failed and he slumped and die as a result of the shock😭😭😭😭😭..

According to the source,is Chelsea that cut the last Tickets 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷...
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Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨Charles Okocha aka Igwe Tupac shares photos of his soon to be wife from Cameroon .   Their wedding will...
05/11/2024

Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

Charles Okocha aka Igwe Tupac shares photos of his soon to be wife from Cameroon . Their wedding will be taking place in December in lagos .

Charles revealed that he wanted his kids to grow before he can settle down and now is the time .

Congratulations to him on his new found wife

9 months after wedding, my wife looked at me and said "if I had known, the money we used to pay wedding photographer and...
04/11/2024

9 months after wedding, my wife looked at me and said "if I had known, the money we used to pay wedding photographer and decorations, we would have used it to buy solar Inverter".

I quickly punched my calculator and realized she was correct! So I asked her "so how should we have covered our wedding without a photographer"?

Itunu mi💕 said "we would have used phone.... maybe a good Samsung or iPhone.... we have friends that have big phones na".😅

She continued......... "If I have a chance to talk to people who are planning to get married, I'll tell them to think outside the box. Find cheaper alternatives for wedding and invest more in their life after wedding day".

I looked at my beautiful Yoruba Queen with utmost surprise and respect, kissed her like a gentle man of God that I am 😅 and said "Truly, the scales are falling off our eyes!".

Dear Intending Couples, it is my earnest prayers for you that you will not be blinded by "wedding paparazzi " but you will invest more in the things you need after wedding day 🙏🏽.

Kindly Note: This post is not for everyone. It is for Intending Couples who are not so rich and are seeking alternatives on how to cut wedding cost and invest in their lives after wedding (marriage).

03/11/2024

Instead of sharing rice this DECEMBER, I propose you share Sowing machine and Shoe-making machines to the youth.

Or you can donate a cassava milling plant or even a grinding machine to the general use of the community or the individual.

It will make more sense as their is HUNGER in the village right now.

I have not eaten since morning and that's because I'm broke.

Don't get it twisted.

Life is hard now.

The rice will serve a short term purpose but the Machines will empower then to make little ends meet atleast for sustenance.

Let's be the change we desire.

Anya Awka

Emeka lives in the UK. He has taken 2 weeks leave from work and he has planned to visit Nigeria for Christmas. (22nd of ...
27/10/2024

Emeka lives in the UK. He has taken 2 weeks leave from work and he has planned to visit Nigeria for Christmas. (22nd of December to 7th of January)

So he starts notifying all that need notification by sending them messages.

Emeka to Nkechi:

Emeka: NK Baby, I'm coming home this Christmas and I would like to meet your parents. So let's meet in Lagos on the 22nd of December, so we can plan together.

Nkechi: Baby, you are not serious! You mean you are coming home this Christmas? Oh My God!!

She goes to announce to her roommates.

Emeka to Amaka: Amy Baby, I'm coming home this Christmas and I would like to meet your parents too. So let's meet in Owerri on the 24th of December.

Amaka: My Boo boo, you are joking right? OMG. I can't wait to see you.

She goes to announce to her family members.

Emeka to Ogechi: Oge-love, I'm coming home this Christmas and I would like to meet your parents too. So let's meet in Owerri on the 26th of December.

Ogechi: My Sweetheart is coming. We go have detty December in Owerri.

She goes to announce it to her yard people.

Emeka to Ngozi: Ngoo Baby, I'm coming home this Christmas. Due to work, I would arrive a bit late, and I would like to meet your parents too. So let's meet in Umuahia on the 28th of December.

Ngozi: 😭😭😭 I'm crÿing right now. I didn't know you would come home this soon. My parents can't wait to see you.

Emeka to Onyinyechi: Onyii Ba-yi-be. I'm coming home immediately after Christmas, that's the first week of New Year, precisely the 1st of January. Let’s plan on how to meet your parents. So let's see in Nnewi as that's a big day for Nnewi people.

Onyinye: OMG, I can't brèathe. Someone should wake me up. My Boo Boo, I can't wait.

Emeka to Deborah: Debby My Love, I will be in Lagos on the 4th of January to renew a paper that expired. I would like to spend it with the Love of my life. I won't go to my State. I will from the UK land in Lagos, do all I’m coming to do and then fly back to the UK.

Deborah: Awwww…So sweet. So sweet to spend your few days in Nigeria with me alone. You are not even going to see your family in the East. Awwww. Lucky me.

Christmas will come and go. All these will be accomplished. 100%. Meanwhile all these people have N!gerian Boyfr!ends.

6th of January, Emeka flies back to the UK.

7th January, 2025.

Nkechi is calling….
Amaka is calling…..
Ogechi is calling…..
Onyinye is calling….
Deborah is calling…..

Emeka to all of them one after the other: Babe, the home office in the UK sent me an email to report to the UK as soon as possible because the Santus Sanitorials on my visa expired.

All of them: Chai! What's Santus Sanitorials?

Emeka: It's what is placed on a Visa.

All of them: Okay. Fix it then so it doesn't get you in trouble.

By this time they had forgotten his promises of seeing their parents.

Meanwhile, Amaka, Nkechi, Ogechi, Onyinye, Deborah.👇

Chikwado Eze was bùrièd alive for 4tification, and he dieeed in the process. Chikwado's visa was out, and he went to his...
20/10/2024

Chikwado Eze was bùrièd alive for 4tification, and he dieeed in the process.

Chikwado's visa was out, and he went to his village Ugbaike in Igbo-Eze north LGA in Enugu state to inform his father, but his father suggested they visit a native doctor for 4tification so that he will be successful abroad.
They got to Onuwa, the native doctor who said that Chikwado should be bùriéd alive for 1hr30 minutes after which he will exhùmèd. After 1hr30mins, they exhùmèd him, and he was de@d already.

Police came and arrested his father, Uwakwe, and the native doctor.

What a, sad story...

Credit; Clinton Tamunoiduari Thomas Ogolo

Nollywood Actress Miss Koi koi has tied the knot with her husbandLove is Beautiful
20/10/2024

Nollywood Actress Miss Koi koi has tied the knot with her husband

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