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20/07/2025

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19/09/2024

1. FRSC arrest NEPA vehicle because of expired papers, as dem reach FRSC office na so NEPA discover illegal meter connection 😂😂

2. Abi na biro wey I thief for high school dey do me🤕

3. Learn how to pray so you won’t be repeating “Everlasting father of glory” 20 times in 1 minute🤕

4. I might look okay but deep down I need a gun license....

5. Âss shape is actually more important than áss size🤕🤝

6. I can type LOL and not laugh but you see “mtcheeew”, I dey híss am real life🙄

7. "God please bless me with billion billions"
But small 100k wey dem send give
you Zenith bank freeze your account😒

8. Today I asked my landlord to increase my rent, that's how much I believe in my grind/hustle🤕🤝

9. Me as a married woman, when my
husband vex and refuse to eat my food
*
"Darling, should I eat your meat?"

10. Being home alone is nice, you can even shower in the kitchen. 😋🤸

11.
🧢
😌
👕
👖
*
Fine girl you no go like date me🙈

12. I don't even like the colour and the design of this iPhone 16 I won't be buying it🥺🤷🏿‍♂️

13. Soldier catch one of my guys for street today‹
But as he shout l am chosen 3x Omo they tear am very dirty slap
No be small🥹

🙏🙏🙏🙏
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19/09/2024

Funny

19/09/2024

Very funny

29/08/2024

JOKES ROLOADED

1) I think my maths teacher is mad,
yesterday she told me 6+1 =7 and now she's
telling me 4+3 = 7

2) someone posted I'm dying, I'm tired of this
life, this world is too cruel, goodbye to
everybody I love . Then someone
commented what's wrong my friend, and she
replied I'll tell you everything on Monday

3) Everytime I want to build a strong
relationship. ..... boom they steal my cement

4) who remembered that program called
"who wants to be a millionaire" is like their
money has finished

5) I started fearing ladies the day my
girlfriend introduced my blood brother to me
as her cousin

6) If not that I like walking, what is benz to
me that I cannot buy

7) I think I'll stop falling in love, I fell in love
yesterday and I broke my arm

8) That awkward moment when your
girlfriend pass by and u hear ur mom saying
something like "That girl is ugly" my brother
just jejely go and sleep

9) My English has really improve
Sometimes I just feel like probably
sometimes perhaps though

10) You sent me a message, I'm typing and
you're also typing, okay I'll wait for you,
you're also waiting for me and you stopped
typing, okay I want to type and you're typing
again. Are u sure you're not mad like dis

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12/08/2024

1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like “Bros abeg how much for low current”???😂😂🤣🤣

7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn’t working are among the problem we face in Nigeria 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law “move it”
That’s the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like”give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon”😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

12. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don’t smile back, I repeat don’t smile back until she pays her taxi fare 😆😆

13. You are trying to go without liking or sharing😭😭😭

CLASS DISMISSED.

10/08/2024

Who can relate?

09/08/2024

1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to cāll me baby.... It ll be DR Baby 🙄😂😂😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

2. My wife wanted to disgrāce me in front of her parent by telling them am not good in bēd,but her sister shouted eei its a līe 🤣🤣😂😂

3. Before u fall in love💞, test the strength of your heart ❤️ by
playing soccer bet with your rent.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on judgment day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 we all go meet there aswer😂

5. Not all bād dreams are spiritūal attāck sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly🤷😂🤣

6. Ehard oooo.... the kids who will do hoosaana hoosaana and go around with palm fruits are all now Slay Queens and Fraūd bois

😂😂😂😂

7. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoid "sorry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything 😂 😂 😂

8. You want hārd working woman???😒
Download MORTAL KOMBAT den choose SONYA🤪

9. I asked for this fine girl's number, she dēclined. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fall😂😂😂

10. Maths class👉10+5 =15
Maths exams👉if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿‍♂️😂

11. Welcome to Nigeria

Where it is much more easier to find a pregnant mosquito than to find a 12 years old virgin.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

12. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

May the phone of those who skip after reading without liking and commenting fall into a basin of water 🚶

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07/08/2024

Reply as a Nigeria legend

07/08/2024

Imagine

05/08/2024

RANDOM JOKES

1. This one pastors are sending me friend request,
who booked me for deliverance? _______________
2. "Please dear can we chat on WhatsApp?", As if
chatting on fb will spoil their phone, My sister no gree
oo, that's how they impregnated my neighbor _______________
3. A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a
message to d father in-law "Your product is not
matching my requirements". The father-in-law replies
"Warranty expired, Manufacturer is not responsible
after seal is broken". Who wins? ______________
4. *TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*
Some Girls Are Not Looking For a Relationship, They're
Just Looking For Dataship, Airtimeship, Foodship,
Walletship and moneyship. _______________
5. I have finally left Africa, am now in South Africa. _______________
6. Don't be suffering and forming.. you will confuse the
angel of blessings.. _______________
7. Apart from wizkid, davido and lilwayne, which
other virgin(s) do you know? _______________
8. No creature is more confused than a guy:
He gets MAD when a girl visit and say she's on her
period. He also get MAD the moment a girl says she can't find
her period.
What exactly do these people want?? _______________
9. WIFE: If I knew you were this poor, I wouldn't have
get married to you!
MAN: What were you thinking when I said you're the
only thing I had in this world? _______________
10. Finally I've stopped drinking beer .
If you ever see me drinking again, just know I'm
celebrating how I stopped drinking... Which number did it for you???
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