18/08/2022
๐๐EXPENSIVE JOKES๐๐
1)A little girl ๐ง was alone crying ๐ข besides a grave ๐ฟ at the cemetery๐๏ธ. Feeling pity ๐ I approached her and asked ๐ฃ๏ธ her,'why crying ๐ข alone here girl ๐ง .she replied ,"none of my relatives were present at my burial" .Ladies and gentlemen Iโm still running๐๐๐คฃ
2) 4 men carry one woman picture go the same printing press for birthday gift the printing press man na the woman's husband ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ
3)Being a boyfriend is hard ๐ฉ imagine pretending u can beat everyone* ๐ญ๐๐คฆ
4)No matter the level of your anger, my brother don't insult short people..they are closer to the ground and can easily pick up stones..*๐๐คฃ
5)Life is too short to commit su***de. Be patient, you will still die.* ๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ
6)Your house de burn u de shout Holy Ghost fire. Wat are you trying to achieve?*๐คฃ
7) Because I no get money, u post car for sale, I ask u how much? U change status to "serious buyer only"๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐๐คฃ
๏ฟผ8) Native Doctor son go impregnate Pastor daughter.
Power jam power.
What do u say ๐ญ problem be like again??๐๐๐
9) When I inbox you, just reply, don't check my Profile picture.. I have already checked yours. You are my type, Don't waste my Timeโฑ๏ธ! โ๐พpmg๐
10) My Brother go and hustle hard,get paid and buy Beans and Egg,๐eat and Mess in the Bus so that Everyone will Smell your Successโ
11)No normal person sits down in their room and starts watching ๐ horror ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ movies ๐บalone.*
*Are you Satan?* ๐
12) Do you know that...??
70% of rubber bands on girls๐ง hair are from fried rice ๐ takeaway packs๐๐๐
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