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20/12/2022

MY SON HAVING HIS WAY WITH ME🔞

Ep 1

Over 18+🔞

I am 33 years old and I have tried to keep this a secret but its burning inside me and I need to tell someone.

My son is 18, I was very young when I had him, my parents and I raised him.
Ive had many boyfriends over the years but nothing that I was able to keep.

When my son turned 18 I decided to treat him to a nice dinner, after the dinner he asked if he could try alcohol, At first I was against it he is so young, but I decided to buy him some, this way I can make sure he is safe at home when he drinks.
He took 3-4 shots of liquor and I could tell he was drunk he was acting delirious.
I decided to walk him to his room and tuck him in, something I have not done in a very long time.
My self I haven't been with a man in a few months and have been longing a mans touch.
While we are making our way to his room, one of my son's hands is on my stomach and somehow that sent shocks thru my body and slightly turned me on, I tried to ignore the feeling since it was my son touching and not some guy.
We get to the door and I leaned him against the wall so I can open the door and his head was on my shoulder, which also turned me on.
At this point I wanted him to be in bed so I can go to my room and touch myself, I grabbed him after opening the door and hugging I'm, I walked him to his bed, as he slid down his face brushed past my b***s and his hands caressed my butt, that made me very h***y immediately and I felt my p***y become wet, fast.
A little flustered by this, I laid my son down on his back and put a pillow under his head, at this point he kissed me on my cheek.
To him it was just a mom son kiss, but to me with my p***y wet and extremely turned on it excited me even more and I let him kiss me a lot longer than I should have.
He whispered in my ear "I love you" and I came back to my senses realizing that this is my son, not my lover.
I decided to cover him with a blanket and go to my room, but something stopped me.
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20/12/2022

10 SIGN OF A STUBBORN GIRLFRIEND

1.they are mostly born btw April/May/July/Sept/October🙄🙄🙄

2. they're short and Average in height😂😂😂😂

3. Their shoe size are always 37/ 38 , 39/40/41

4.they like to plait long hair n when they plait their hair, their forehead always shine🙆🙆🙆🙆

5. They're mostly light skinned or a bit of black skinned that did transformation to be fair

6. They're always emotional but get angry
Easily especially with tall people

7. They've mouth,their tongue is their weapon, they're ready to rant and rave threatening to deal with you and ur ancestors but one atom of strength is not in them

8. they're always loving and caring,they may act tough and mean but believe me if you've a stubborn sister or girlfriend or wife, forget it because they can go out their way to please you

9. You always see them on earphones

10. They're talkative when around who they're free with. 🤔

True/False 🤷‍♀️

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20/12/2022

WHY ME?🙆🙆🤣🤣🤣🤣
.I ate 4 plates of beans..When I got to my girlfriends place for dinner, she seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for you tonight"..She then blindfolded me and led me to mychair at the dinning table. I took a seat andjust as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call..The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my girlfriend was out of the room I seized theopportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but itsmelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the airaround me vigorously. Then, shifting to theother leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself..My face must have been the picture ofinnocence when my girlfriend returned,apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not..At this point, she removed the blindfold.To my greatest surprise, twelve dinnerguests including her Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hands holding their noses..🙆🙆

Her dad just went inside his room now, maybe he wants to gimme cold water. Or SHOULD I RUN😳
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