13/09/2024
My people this na sexual consent form. Because women don learn to dey accuse footballers of r**e, footballers sef don wise up because now, any woman wey dem wan nak or do any play/play with, dem go give her this consent form make she fill and sign so that tomorrow she no go come outside talk say dem carry her handicap. When we torchlight this consent form, we see am say e dey section by section. For one section the woman go sign say she really like the footballer. Another section she go sign say the same konji wey dey hold footballer dey hold her and she too wan nak the footballer. For another section she go sign say their nakking no go get limit which mean say kissing and preek socking, plonking, planking, ri***ng, ramming and jamming is allowed. Then another section she go sign whether make dem pay her like olosho or she just wan nak for the sake of naks. The woman go read the whole thing carefully, if she no understand am she fit call her lawyer to help her read am before she sign am. After signing, dem go make photocopy so that each person hold one copy, after which dem fit finally nak without fear or favour.
My people una don see how footballers take dey protect themself from the daughters of Karashika. Abeg shay this system make sense abi na long thing?
