25/09/2022
Two men😊, A Nigerian 🇳🇬 and an Indian 🇮🇳 were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.😫
The Indian said to the Nigerian:
"We have problems in India😓.
We can't marry the one whom we love💁♂️.
You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely and domesticated girl from a village whom I haven't even met once😔.
We call this an arranged marriage😫.
I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love✋.
I told my parents that openly and now I have a hell of a lot of family problems.🤦♂️"
The Nigerian said to the Indian:
"Talking about love marriages😪, in Nigeria,
we can marry the one we love🙃.
Let me tell you my story.😌
I fell in love with a widow who has a
daughter😇.
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her😏.
So my father became my son-in-law😒 and I became my father's father-in-law😖.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother.😣
More problems occurred when I had a son🙄.
My son is my father's brother🤷♂️ and so he is my uncle😢.
The situation turned worse when my father had a son.😓
Now my father's son, my brother, is my
grandson.😟
Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather🙁 and I am my own grandson😟.
And you say you have family problems😪?"
The Indian quickly rushed home and married the girl arranged by his parents without any objection!🤣😅
E choke abi?😆🤣🤣🤣
Bless me with a follow Yellow Garri
