LEMA

07/04/2026

The pastor in the church today asked all the single guys who aren't married yet to stand up and they did, including me.

He asked the single ladies to stand up and they did as well,

As the ladies stood, I spotted one fine girl with big breasts, I asked a guy standing next to me of the girl and he said it's the pastor's daughter.

I then went back to my seat and sat down.

The pastor seeing this asked me why I sit and I told him I'm no longer single because I've just seen my soul mate.

The whole church shouted alleluya..

The pastor looking impressed gave me the mic 🎤 to indicate whom the newly found soulmate of mine is and I pointed at the daughter.

There was a silence in the church for some seconds.

He collected the mic back from me and told the church to pray against every spirit of demon trying to attack his family.

Till now I'm still looking at myself in the mirror wondering how I take resemble demon for this man eye. 😐

04/04/2026

African proverbs
If you see a man selling a pregnant goat, it means the problem at home is more pregnant than the goat😊

27/03/2026

A cow can produce 20litres of milk without making any noise but a hen one egg kekeke 😎😎😎🎯

27/03/2026

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

27/03/2026

Power of letting go
In John 16:7-15, Jesus teaches that letting go of his physical presence was to our advantage because the helper - Holy Spirit could not come unless He leaves.

This implies that sometimes a loss or change is necessary for greater Spirital gain. Letting go can be tough, but it's often the key to something bigger. Jesus had to leave for the Holy Spirit to come in. It's like when you're holding onto something tight, you can't receive something new. Release, trust, and see what unfolds 💪.

Good morning and win today

25/03/2026

OVERTAKING LARGE VEHICLES

Overtaking a large vehicle is more difficult.

-Drop back.
This will increase your ability to see ahead and should allow the driver of the large vehicle to see you in their mirrors, getting too close will obscure your view of the road ahead and there may be another slow-moving vehicle in front

-Make sure that you have enough room to complete your overtaking manoeuvre before committing yourself. It takes longer to pass a large vehicle.

If in doubt do NOT overtake

-Do not follow a vehicle ahead which is overtaking a long vehicle. If a problem develops, they may abort overtaking and pull back in, that you leave you exposed.

Fadah

25/03/2026

One thing I like about living in one room is once you wake up you see all your property at once😂💔

25/03/2026

25/03/2026

THE S*X YOU MUST NOT HAVE...✍🏾
1. You must never agree to have s*x with a married man no matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have s*x with your boss. If the harassment becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is better you die than to have s*x with them. Never take advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have s*x with a married woman. If you are getting too much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport, break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have s*x with your lecturers. S*x for grades or marks is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have s*x with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have s*x with your neighbour or colleague. A neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get your life more complicated.

9. Don't have s*x with your platonic friend. If the relationship is no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created s*x to be between male and female. Stay away from having s*x with your same gender. God is against homos*xuality and so should you.

11. Don't have s*x with your sibling or relatives. In**st is vile.

12. Don't have s*x with your girlfriend. Don't have s*x with your boyfriend. God did not create s*x for love relationships. He created it for MARRIAGE.

The only s*x you should have is with your Legally wedded partner.
God Bless you all

13/03/2026

MEN WHO CAN CONTROL S3X ARE VERY DÃÑGEROUS MEN.

Yes, dãñgerous in a good way.

If you are a man and you can see a fine woman, talk to her, laugh with her, and still go home peacefully without planning anything, my brother, you are a strong man.

Because many men are not fīghtïng women.

They are fīghtïng their own body.

Some men see shape, their bråin will disappear.

Common sense will travel.
Only one idea will remain.

But the man who can say,
“This one is not my wife. Let me behave myself.”

That man has already saved himself from many future explanations.

Self-control is the real maturity of a man.

Our Marriages must work.

Stella Justice Nnennaya
Legal and Marriage Clinic with Stella

13/03/2026

MANY HUSBANDS ARE BEGGING FOR S3X IN THEIR OWN HOUSES.

Yes. Their own houses.

The same house where they pay the rent.

The same house where they pay the children's school fees.

The same house where they buy the food everyone eats.

Yet at night, the husband is negotiating like a tenant.

“Baby please, I have been asking since yesterday.”

If a husband keeps begging in his own house every day, one day he may stop begging.

And outside the house, there are many women who will not make him beg.

That is the truth many people don't want to say.

Better stop that nansense!!

Stella Justice Nnennaya
Legal and Marriage Clinic with Stella

12/03/2026

AT THE AGE OF 25 YOU MUST HAVE

1. Passport
2. Driver's license
3. National ID.
4. An active bank account.
5. A smart phone.
6. Two million Malawi Kwacha minimum
7. Degree or else studying in one of the public universities and shud be in level 2 & above
8. Partner wodalirika

Koma poti ndikumalawi wina olo chimodzi alibe apopo. 🙌🙌🙌