21/06/2025
*"I Thought He Was Mine… But Apparently, He Was on a Group Plan!"*
I met this man—tall, dark, and wow,
Looked like Idris Elba… well, almost somehow.
Smooth talker, deep voice, real polite,
Had me giggling, feeling light.
Late-night calls, good morning texts,
I thought, Aha! I’m the main project!
He called me queen, said, “You’re the one,”
Turns out, I was just one of the fun.
Then one day, my friend sent me a pic,
Said, “Isn’t this your man? Or am I thick?”
And there he was, holding hands so tight,
With a girl in red—last week I wore white!
I asked him straight, “Boy, what’s this about?”
He scratched his head, then tried to get out,
“Babe, she’s my cousin, don’t be mad.”
I said, “Oh really? Then why does she call you ‘Dad’?”
And those fancy dates? Candle-lit and sleek?
Until I found out they were scheduled every week.
Same restaurant, same corny line,
Same “Baby, your smile shines divine.”
One day, I called, a girl picked up,
She said, “Hey girl, what’s up?”
I said, “Excuse me, that’s my man.”
She laughed and said, “Get in line if you can!”
I thought I was his one and only,
Turns out, he’s government property fully owned globally!
For the people, by the people, it’s true,
This man was running a whole damn crew!
So now I sit, sipping my tea,
Thinking, Damn, love ain't for free!
Next time, I’ll check for warning signs,
Make sure my man ain’t "shared online!"
* Ndolo ✅* ✅✅
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