Morris The Steady Comedian

03/09/2026

28/08/2026

She said the food is for me… but somehow I’m still eating under supervision. 😭😂🍚

27/08/2026

Him: "Baby I brought you food" ❤️
Also him: *1 piece chicken + small rice* 😭
Her: "Sir is this for a bird??" 🤣💸

Boys defend yourselves: "Rice was expensive oo" 😂

27/08/2026

Broke boyfriend: "Baby I love you oo" ❤️

Liberian girls: Love is sweet but money is sweeter" 💸🤣

27/08/2026

Me: *staring at my phone*
Also me: "Babe you see my message?"
Broke boyfriend: "I saw it but my balance saw it too" 🤣💔

15/08/2026

You moved on… but my heart is still waiting.

15/08/2026

👊My Guys ❤️

12/08/2026

What is the most difficult thing to find in life?

11/08/2026

Me: whispers at 12:30am Babe I’m outside🌙

Her Dogs: 🐕🐕 WE HEARD YOU MORRIS!"
Me: transforms into flash 🏃‍♂️💨

Girlfriend: yelling from window WHO’S RUNNING?!
Me: while running THE GROCERIES BABE... THEY’RE RUNNING TOO!" 😂

Dogs: WE DON’T WANT GROCERIES, WE WANT MEAT!
Me: thinking August took my money, rain took my shoes, now dogs want my legs 😭

Girlfriend: COME IN BEFORE THEY CATCH YOU!
Me: jumping gate "THIS IS THE FASTEST I’VE MOVED SINCE PAYDAY!"

August lesson: Love is patient, but dogs are not 😂