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TRUST IN THE LORD.Walk with confidence, pray with faith, and leave the rest in God’s hands. He is already working behind...
24/05/2026

TRUST IN THE LORD.
Walk with confidence, pray with faith, and leave the rest in God’s hands. He is already working behind the scenes.

The road ahead may not always be clear, but the One guiding your steps sees the whole journey.

May your Faith in Him be increased, keep matching forward, your victory awaits.

Kairu KE
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Instead of ma********ng, do the following:1. Drink water.2. Wash your clothes.3. Check your account balance.4. Sleep.5. ...
24/05/2026

Instead of ma********ng, do the following:

1. Drink water.

2. Wash your clothes.

3. Check your account balance.

4. Sleep.

5. Pray.

6. Clean your room.

Some temptations disappear immediately after checking your bank account.

Life is already humbling us enough.

Ma********on means, Working overtime without salary.

Doing a one-man meeting and still ending tired.

Your hand doing what destiny has not assigned it.

Then after everything, you sit down and start thinking about your future.

I rest my case.

Kairu KE
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Please stop calling every infection “sexúálly transmitted disease.Even if I’m a lawyer, I will still tell you the truth....
13/05/2026

Please stop calling every infection “sexúálly transmitted disease.

Even if I’m a lawyer, I will still tell you the truth.

Not every itching, discharge, or boil is from sèx.

Sometimes, it is poor hygiene, dirty towels, tight clothes, untreated infections, or ordinary bacteria like Staphylococcus.

Some people will just hear “staphylococcus” and conclude:
“Ahh!! somebody has been sleeping around.”

Please calm down.
Not every sickness is evidence of cheating.

Go to hospital first before destroying somebody’s marriage with your diagnosis from WhatsApp University.

Our marriages must work.

Kairu KE

If you receive an unexpected money from someone you don't know.And few minutes later someone calls and said:“It was a mi...
02/03/2026

If you receive an unexpected money from someone you don't know.

And few minutes later someone calls and said:

“It was a mistake. Send it to this account. Keep your percentage.”

SEND IT BACK AND TAKE 10% of the money”,DON’T TRY IT.

You have just met money launderers looking for a volunteer.

Don’t transfer anything.

Ask them to get a court order for the bank to reverse it properly.

Still email your bank. Still print the evidence.

If you help them move the money and investigation starts, you will explain tire.

Freedom is more valuable than any “commission/10 percent.”

Greed has sent many people to eat free watery beans in detention.

Not every alert is a blessing. Some alerts are tests.

Be wise.

Kairu Wa Subukia Page

AVOID VOICE NOTES AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.Now let me speak as a lawyer.In law, evidence is everything.Under the Evidence Act ...
27/02/2026

AVOID VOICE NOTES AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

Now let me speak as a lawyer.

In law, evidence is everything.

Under the Evidence Act 2011, what you say, what you record, and what you send can be used as evidence.

Yes. That voice note.

That 3-minute angry voice note. That “I was just joking” voice note.

That midnight insult voice note. It can enter court.

Electronic messages, including voice notes, are admissible in evidence if properly tendered.

You may send it in anger. You may regret it in the morning.

But the law does not delete emotions because you have calmed down.

I have seen marriages shaking because of:
1. Voice notes used in divorce proceedings.
2. Voice notes used to prove threats.
3. Voice notes used to prove admission.

In law, once you speak and it is recorded, it can become Exhibit A.

So before you press that microphone button, ask yourself, “If this is played in open court, will I be proud?”

Communication is sweet. But discipline is sweeter.

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United Alternative Government leaders at Mai Mahiu Naivasha Sub-County led by H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH H.E , , Kalonz...
27/02/2026

United Alternative Government leaders at Mai Mahiu Naivasha Sub-County led by H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH H.E , , Kalonzo Musyoka Martha Karuaand FRED MATIANG'I 2027🗳
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Some wives will just lie down like log of wood during s£x.The man will be the one sweating. The man will be the one turn...
27/02/2026

Some wives will just lie down like log of wood during s£x.

The man will be the one sweating. The man will be the one turning.

The man will be the one lifting. The man will be the one doing gymnastics.

You?

You will just lie there like mattress.

The only thing you know how to shout is:
“Baby k!l me!” “Baby hold my throat!”

But body movement is Nothing. Wãïst is Dêãd. Hands? Usêlêss. Energy is Zero.

You want your husband to c0llapse?

You are hugging him like pillow, but you are not performing.

You want him to carry you, turn you, excite you, entertain you, and still survive it.

Madam, this is not hospital bed. This is marriage bed.

If only one person is working and the other person is just receiving salary without labour, how will the man not get tired?

Intimacy is not “lie down and collect.” It is participation.

Move your body. Respond. Sweeten the moment.

Make noise with meaning, not just shouting drama.

If you want your husband alive, stop behaving like wood.

Our Marriages must work.

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27/02/2026

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BEDROOM NOISE CAN LAND A MAN IN PRISON.Yes. I said it.Some wives will be shouting:“Hold my throat!” “K!ll me!” “Harder! ...
27/02/2026

BEDROOM NOISE CAN LAND A MAN IN PRISON.

Yes. I said it.

Some wives will be shouting:
“Hold my throat!” “K!ll me!” “Harder! “Don’t stop!”

My sister, is it enjoyment or are we rehearsing evidence?

Tomorrow now, small misunderstanding will happen.

The same “k!ll me” will turn to:

“He used to choke me.” “He tried to k!ll me.”
“He was v!0lent.”

And our dear husband will be explaining in the police station:

“Officer, she said I should hold it”
Officer: “So you held it?”
Husband: “Yes sir.”
Officer: “Enter cell.”

Dear husbands,

Enjoy your wife, yes.

But don’t enjoy yourself into handcuffs.

Anything that can leave mark, bruise, or emergency hospital visit on her body, avoid it.

Pleasure is good. Prison is not rømantic.

Our Marriages must work.

Not turn to Exhibit A in court.

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IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONG AS A SINGLE MAN, READ THIS.Avoid jobless women with luxury taste.Her taste is in Banana Island....
27/02/2026

IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONG AS A SINGLE MAN, READ THIS.

Avoid jobless women with luxury taste.

Her taste is in Banana Island.

Her account balance is in zero island.

She wants soft life.nYou are the softness.

She has no job, no hustle, no vision, but her standards are higher than fuel price.

My brother, love is sweet.

But pressure is not sweet.

Before you date her, ask:
1. What does she do?
2. What is she building?
3. Can she survive without you?

Because some relationships are not romance. They are financial kidnãpping.

Marry beauty, yes.

But also marry sense, purpose, character and contribution.

If you want peace, choose wisely.

I rest my case.

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