Carlin Brown ke

Carlin Brown ke ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐๐† ๐’๐“๐€๐‘ ๐Ÿ’ซ
๐’๐ญ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐๐ข๐š๐ง ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง™
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IN A MATATU Leo nimecheka mpaka nika-anguka chini...Nilikuwa kwa mat, mzee fulani akasema "Deree zima iyo redio, sijaruh...
22/07/2026

IN A MATATU Leo nimecheka mpaka
nika-anguka chini...

Nilikuwa kwa
mat, mzee fulani akasema "Deree zima
iyo redio, sijaruhusiwa kusikiza muziki
k**a hizo....hata enzi ya yesu
hakukuwa na redio....." Deree: Akazima redio
halafu akasimamisha gari....

Sasa mzee akauliza "We deree,
kuna nini tena?" dere akajibu
"Nkt...hata wakati wa yesu hakukuwa
na magari, shuka ungoje-ngamin, Hahaa..."
Very baaad!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

Niseme nisiseme, sema aaaaaaah niseme oooooohniseme nisiseme.....nataka kukueleza story, wewe unaimba badala usome๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ, ay...
21/07/2026

Niseme nisiseme, sema
aaaaaaah niseme ooooooh
niseme nisiseme.....
nataka kukueleza story, wewe unaimba badala usome๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ, aya endelea kuimba basi wacha nimiekee story yangu๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

*A Luo guy Says to the Matatu Conductor:-.... ...'Jakom'.... Hebu Sukisa mimi apo Sell Gas Steson.' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚*A Kikuyu Guy seat...
17/07/2026

*A Luo guy Says to the Matatu Conductor:-.... ...'Jakom'.... Hebu Sukisa mimi apo Sell Gas Steson.' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

*A Kikuyu Guy seated
Next 2 him Bursts into
Laughter And says 2 him:....'Dugu yagu, Naona Kweri Uko Na
Chinda ya Matamuchi' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

*Then a Somali Chiq Sitted Next to the Kikuyu
Guy Smiles and Says.......'Habana jeka menzako! Nyinyi yote hajui
kubronounce...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

STUPID QUESTIONS ,WELL ANSWEREDA.Unaenda tao na hii mvua,B.Hapana na enda na ile ingineA.kwani umesuka,B.Hapana nimechan...
16/07/2026

STUPID QUESTIONS ,WELL ANSWERED

A.Unaenda tao na hii mvua,
B.Hapana na enda na ile ingine

A.kwani umesuka,
B.Hapana nimechange kichwa

A.kwani gari imeanguka
B. Hapana ni dere amepark upside down

A.How was your night?
B. Sijui nilikuwa nimelala

A.Hiyo Gazeti niya leo.
B.Hapana ni yangu.

A.News za leo zinasema aje?
B.Sijui sijaongeya nazo

A.Umetumia matchsticks Zote?
B. Apana nilikuwa na taste kwanza zote Zinawaka.

A.Umenyoa? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
B.Ah Zi leo nimeacha nywele nyumbani....

Cheka na uchekeshe wengine, umejua siri ya kucheka daily? Imagine ni kunifollow tu๐Ÿฅฐโค๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Girl's names and their characters ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚1. *Estherโ€”mchafu* 2. *Graceโ€”mshene*3. *Vivianโ€”kujichocha* 4. *Lilianโ€”mang'aa* 5....
15/07/2026

Girl's names and their characters ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1. *Estherโ€”mchafu*
2. *Graceโ€”mshene*
3. *Vivianโ€”kujichocha*
4. *Lilianโ€”mang'aa*
5. *Sheila and Harrietโ€”mkarimu*
6. *Judyโ€”kiherehere* โ€“ _gossip_
7. *Nancyโ€”tangatanga
8. *Florence and Elvineโ€”silent killer*
9. *Ednahโ€”wivu*
10. *Elizabethโ€”double dealing
11. *Ireneโ€”tamaa*
12. *Faithโ€”wanaume Kwa nyumba Yako*
13. *Janeโ€”c warembo completely*
14. *Jackyโ€”anajua kulove*
15. *Caroโ€”pretender*
16. *Vaneโ€”kuangusha ovyo ovyo
17. *Maureenโ€”kuzaa bila mpango*
18. *Yvonneโ€”kutamani za watu*
19. *Brendaโ€”hasira Kali*
20. *Blessings na Bettyโ€”maringo na liovaliwa slippers za manyoya*
21. *Lydiahโ€”kuenda date na mtoi wa mwezi*
22. *Annโ€”warembo but cheap*
23. *Aggyโ€”desperate Kwa wanaume*
24. *Diana na Joyโ€”mvumilivu Kwa ndoa*
25. *Rachaelโ€”smile Kwa wanaume ovyo ovyo* ,
K**a yako haiko comment hapo nikuambie

1.Who killed Abel?His brother ๐Ÿ˜Ž2. Who sold joseph??His brother ๐Ÿ˜Ž3. Who was jealous of David??His brother ๐Ÿ˜Ž4. Who was not...
14/07/2026

1.Who killed Abel?
His brother ๐Ÿ˜Ž
2. Who sold joseph??
His brother ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3. Who was jealous of David??
His brother ๐Ÿ˜Ž
4. Who was not happy for return of prodigal son??
His brother ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Have you seen woman anywhere??
Fear men ๐Ÿ˜Ž
5.Who betrayed Jesus?? A man ๐Ÿ˜Ž
6.Who denied Jesus?? A man ๐Ÿ˜Ž
7.Who mocked Jesus on the cross?? A man ๐Ÿ˜Ž
And finally, ๐Ÿ˜Ž
8. Who is lying to women now?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
9:Who betrayed Gachagua Still men ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚

That's the fact about MEN ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Methali za wivu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž1. Kwani Hio Mercedes Yake iko Na Miguu Tano? Bora Sisi wote tutafika tu pamoja. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅบ2. Siwezi Drive ga...
13/07/2026

Methali za wivu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž

1. Kwani Hio Mercedes Yake iko Na Miguu Tano? Bora Sisi wote tutafika tu pamoja. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅบ
2. Siwezi Drive gari K**a Sijajenga Nyumba ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚
3. Anaendanga Gym Daily But Hiyo Kitambi yake haishangi ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
4. Hiyo kizungu yake unaweza fikiria amekaa States 10 years..Na Kumbe Ni Hapa tu westlands Nairobi ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
5. kinavaanga vizuri lakini ukiona Hao watoto Wake, ni k**a chokoraaa ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
6. Akona accent Na hata Kupanda Ndege Yenyewe kufika Mombasa hawajahi ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
7. Wataachana tu.wao SI Matako Ati watakaa Pamoja ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
8. Ako Na iphone Na imagine Ako Na okoa jahazi ya 20bob ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
9. Ako Na figure Poa Lakini Hajui ata Kujivaa ama kujipigisha Luku ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
10. Huyo anaturingia na Ni sponsor Anamsort! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
11. Hao hakuna mahali wanaenda ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ni Sifa tu ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
12. Huyo Vile amenona Sikuizi Ni Family Planning! ama ARVs ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
Usiende bila kunifollow

I'm back mehn!๐Ÿซถnever give up! ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ญhappy Sunday you'll๐Ÿฅฐโค๐Ÿ™
12/07/2026

I'm back mehn!๐Ÿซถ
never give up! ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ญ
happy Sunday you'll๐Ÿฅฐโค๐Ÿ™

Uzuri Wa jembe hata Ukilima na Uoshe Mtu haezi Jua imelima๐Ÿ’ฏ,Lakini Shamba...I Mean Shamba..Mtu anaona tu venye imelimwa๐Ÿ˜‹...
09/07/2026

Uzuri Wa jembe hata Ukilima na Uoshe Mtu haezi Jua imelima๐Ÿ’ฏ,Lakini Shamba...I Mean Shamba..
Mtu anaona tu venye imelimwa๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
if u know u know......
alafu reminder!!free advise..!๐Ÿคฃ if u so a toilet in a dream, p!ease don't use it๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

summer....
09/07/2026

summer....

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