Abed the News vendor

18/12/2025

Imagine you’re just a sick man resting on bed, so you invite your female best friend to come and see you and maybe bring fruits, and food. But instead of simply showing up, she decides to shave first before leaving her own house then comes.

She arrives, you’re still unwell lying on bed, but a few minutes later after interacting with her, the LIVE scenes below are unfolding from your bedroom. Eloi!

I won’t say much this evening. Let me just close this update with a Mater Hospital proverb that says, “A sick man who gets a full er****on on a hospital bed should be discharged immediately.”

11/11/2025

Good morning,

Mumbuni north ward....

Hon Antony Kisoi

03/11/2025

I’m delighted to invite the parents and guardians of the graduands for the Machakos Youth Empowerment Program Graduation Ceremony on 4th November 2025 at the Whitehouse Grounds, starting at 8:00 a.m.

This ceremony marks a proud moment as we celebrate the remarkable achievements of our empowered youth who have gained practical skills, discipline, and confidence to shape a brighter future for Machakos County.

As a county, we take pride in nurturing a generation that is ready to create opportunities, drive innovation, and contribute meaningfully to the social and economic growth of Machakos.

03/11/2025

03/11/2025

Through the Machakos Youth Empowerment Program, young people are being equipped with essential practical skills, discipline, and confidence, empowering them to build a brighter and more prosperous future for Machakos County.

15/10/2025

Canceled, till Baba Rests!

13/10/2025

Mine is different though... 🤔🤔🤔👌

Every political camp is praying for Raila Odinga’s quick recovery, but for very different reasons.

President William Ruto’s side is praying hardest, because they know that without Raila, their already fragile political footing in Luo Nyanza could collapse completely.

On the other hand, the opposition is also praying, not just for his health, but so that he can be there to witness them deliver the presidency in 2027, something he has chased for decades without success.

I will leave it at that.

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13/10/2025

One picture Representing....

"Wantam"

12/10/2025

11/10/2025

To our ODM comedians, this clear glass device you see beside H.E. Kalonzo Musyoka at Uhuru Park is called a Teleprompter, and it’s what the son of Tseikuru used to deliver his magnificent and flawlessly structured speech during yesterday’s historic declaration.

For the record, the first political leader to use a teleprompter was U.S. President Herbert Hoover back in 1952. Since then, it has been the mark of refined, modern leadership, used by world figures from Eisenhower to Obama.

But I can bet with my two balls, Raila Odinga has NEVER used one.

Anyway, the point is, Kalonzo’s calm delivery, precision, and composure before that massive crowd were no accident. It was intentional, intelligent, and presidential.

I will leave it at that.

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04/09/2025