28/06/2026
A rare photo of your wife and her baby daddy today when she took the child to see him. She even shaved before leaving your house. Eloi!
You donβt need divine intervention to know that he ate your wife like roasted yams; without condom so that the baby can do well in school. At some point it slipped out, and since you were blessed with a chief returning officer as a wife, she used her own saliva as l**e and slide it back in. Eloi!
Let me not say much and leave men with a Kipkorgot proverb that says, βNo man drives a stolen car gently.β