Cheka cheka

20/01/2025

🤣🤣🤣 JOKES 🤣 LAUGH OOOOO😂

1. No one is more Respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog 🐕
Hello Bingo🐕 how are u?😂 🤣🥺

2. In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras,📷 the neighbours are enough �.
if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see🧐😃😏🤣🧐

3. Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name...😏🤣

4. Guys! Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name🧐😃😁

5. Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration🧐🤔🤣

6. 😁😁Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . 🚶🤣🤣😏

7. My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village. 🤣🤣🤣

8. My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"
🤣🤣🤣😆😆

9. Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all, How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as paker 🤣🤣😆😆😆

10. Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our African products.🤣🤣🤣

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14/01/2025

After kukosana na bibi last week, alirudi akaniandikia barua yenye ilikua inasema hivi🙂🙂

Dear Sam, nataka kukuambia yule mtoto msichana ulilea ukamsomesha na ukawa unamtunza vizuri tangu akiwa mdogo mpaka akafikisha miaka ishirini hakuagi mtoto wako🙂 huyo jirani yako Aggrey KE ndo aliniweka mimba na nikakanyagia hio maneno,😏 juzi nilimwambia ukweli na akakuja akamchukua binti yake wakaenda kukaa na yeye kwake hapo karibu na kwako😒 kwa hivo ukimuona uko usidhani ameolewa. I wish you all the best kwaheri🤚🤚

Mimi wiseman nikamwandikia pia barua ikisema:
Praise be to the most high!!!! Praise be to the most high!!!! Atlast nimepata amani kwa moyo wangu juu niliishi kuwa guilty ya kufikiria nilikuwa nafanya vibaya kunyanduana na mtoto wangu😋😋😋 na ukimuona mbele yangu umwambie sasa mambo yako sawa kwa ivo asitoe ile mimba yangu amebeba juu mimi sio baba yake mzazi🤸🤸🤸🤸nakutakia kila laheri kwaheeeri my Mother-in-law 🤣🤚
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14/01/2025

Sungura aliingia dukani akauliza, "karoti zipo?😃"akajibiwa hapana🫡,siku iliyofuata alirudi tena dukani na kuuliza lile lile swali,mwenye duka akamjibu haziko,siku ya tatu alirudi tena dukani na kuuliza",karoti zipo?" Kwa hasira mwenye duka akamjibu 😕, ni mara ya ngapi sasa umekuja nikikukataza hatuna karoti, ukirudi🫤 hapa tena na lile swali nitakigonga 😠 hicho kichwa chako 😵‍💫kwa misumari na nyundo, siku iliyofuata alirudi dukani na kuuliza kuna nyundo akaambiwa hapana😦 akauliza kuna misumari? 🌝akaambiwa hapana na kisha akauliza karoti zipo😲?mwenye duka kwa upole akamjibu hapana...😂🤣😂😂🤣🌹💔💔

14/01/2025

RESIAN: Roysambu ni ngapi?
MAKANGA: Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine k**a Chinese wamejenga ingine.
LEYIAN: Hii gari haina watu bana.
MAKANGA: Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?
WINNE: Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
MAKANGA: Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.
MWENDE: Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
MAKANGA: Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.
JANE: Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
MAKANGA: Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.
BRENDA: Ruaka ni how much?
MAKANGA: Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.
QUEEN: Shukisha dere.
MAKANGA: Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?
JOYCE: Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
MAKANGA: Basi shuka upande fridge
😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔alafu mnasema mm navuta bangi 😂😂🤣

14/01/2025

🏆🏆🏆
Me :( calling ) 📞 kirrr kirr kirrr
Daktari : yes hello
Me ; Hapo ni mathare hospital ?
Daktari : yes, nikusaidie aje ?
Me : kitanda ya room 13 iko na mtu ?
Daktari : let me check for you .........( after 3 min) hakuna mtu ulitaka kujua ufanye aje ?
Me :nilitaka kuhakikisha nijue K**a kwelii nimetoroka ama bado🤣🤣.

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13/01/2025

Morning jokes😁😂😆

1. It's my first time in court and I heard the judge saying "Order" and I replied rice, chicken and juice. Now two police officers are escorting me outside....I think we are going to restaurant😁
You can also join us too if you want to eat😂😂😂

2. Agric teacher said that we should bring 6cups of garri for practical but me I understand😁😂😂

3. I can take a bullet for my babe as long as it's chilled, other energy drinks give me headache😂😂

4. I miss my primary school days when we used to recite "Die kingdom come, die will be done on earth, Atiti heaven" 😂😂😂

5. I just rejected 5million this morning because it was given to me with Left hand. I hate nonsense🙄😂😂

6. Money can make woman so humble, you give her money and she will be like "baby, you promised to beat me😊" 🙆😂😂

7. My English teacher said I failed my English exam.
Me: how? Unpossible😂😂

8. No matter the amount of gunshot fired in the market, an Igbo man can never run without closing his shop😂😂😂

9. Church is the best place to go after breakup. You will be in the crowd crying 😭 and everybody will think you're in spirit😂😂😂

10. The Keke I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trailer, the trailer blocked him. The next thing, the Keke man started warning the trailer driver "I will jam you oo! I will jam you oo!!"
That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination🙄.... You will jam wetin

Please I don't want to die yet, Cynthia still needs me😁😂😂

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