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Selector Jemmo Usenge Finest hello🥱🥱am a Dj...also am a musician and somebody's father,,,sijasema husband.. underline the word father😋😋

🤣INSHA YA MTOTO WA GHETTO.‎Ilikua Mangware🤓 kitu ka saa moja na mbaula. Mathe alikua ndio anapika bre, breko na si tulik...
06/04/2026

🤣INSHA YA MTOTO WA GHETTO.
‎Ilikua Mangware🤓 kitu ka saa moja na mbaula. Mathe alikua ndio anapika bre, breko na si tulikua tuna du, tunadunga gwanda za chu, gwanda za chuo😊😊. Kighafla bin vuu mzae akadungiwa nangos ngrrrrrr ngrrrrrr ngrrrrrr. Akauma va vako🙄, akai lee akailenga😑.
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‎Mi nikachukua😮 ndunya a.k.a ndao skonya nikaichapa mabite mbili chwa chwa, kizangila zangila nikaingia bedroom chini ya maji🤔.Nikasanya mbao ya kukula mogoka brektime chuo. Mabunde zikaanza kulia twa twa twa dushnyau😎. Nikajua kuna msee anaperembwa kuchungush kwa odiro, nikacheki ni buda ako works anaperemba wasee kwa coridor ya kina Symo👏.
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‎Juu ni tit for tat pia mi nikasaksua macoin zake kwa koti🤗.Wanasemanga mtoi wa nyoka n🤣🤣INSHA YA MTOTO WA GHETTO.
‎Ilikua Mangware🤓 kitu ka saa moja na mbaula. Mathe alikua ndio anapika bre, breko na si tulikua tuna du, tunadunga gwanda za chu, gwanda za chuo😊😊. Kighafla bin vuu mzae akadungiwa nangos ngrrrrrr ngrrrrrr ngrrrrrr. Akauma va vako🙄, akai lee akailenga😑.
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‎Mi nikachukua😮 ndunya a.k.a ndao skonya nikaichapa mabite mbili chwa chwa, kizangila zangila nikaingia bedroom chini ya maji🤔.Nikasanya mbao ya kukula mogoka brektime chuo. Mabunde zikaanza kulia twa twa twa dushnyau😎. Nikajua kuna msee anaperembwa kuchungush kwa odiro, nikacheki ni buda ako works anaperemba wasee kwa coridor ya kina Symo👏.
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‎Juu ni tit for tat pia mi nikasaksua macoin zake kwa koti🤗.Wanasemanga mtoi wa nyoka ni nyoka, ziiiii hio na kataa, mtoi wa nyoka ni nyoka ndogo😑. Saa ticha jo manze hii insha nilicram hadi hapa nidunge kenye unanidu, unanidunga na nime ma, nimemada...awolan sha shutterde😂 mtoto apewe maks ngapi 😂😂😂.
‎👉👉👉👉👉usisahau kulike page 👈👈👈👈🙏
‎i nyoka, ziiiii hio na kataa, mtoi wa nyoka ni nyoka ndogo😑. Saa ticha jo manze hii insha nilicram hadi hapa nidunge kenye unanidu, unanidunga na nime ma, nimemada...awolan sha shutterde😂 mtoto apewe maks ngapi 😂😂😂.
‎👉👉👉👉👉usisahau kulike page 👈👈👈👈🙏
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African proverb ‎"Stealing the village drum is easy😋😋but finding a place to beat it in peacefully is the problem"🤣🤣good ...
03/04/2026

African proverb

‎"Stealing the village drum is easy😋😋but finding a place to beat it in peacefully
is the problem"🤣🤣

good morning 🌞 🌞
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let's create our own party...let the name remain ODM 🍊🍊but tu add apo mwanachi alafu symbol yetu ikuwe iyo picha ya baba...
31/03/2026

let's create our own party...let the name remain ODM 🍊🍊but tu add apo mwanachi alafu symbol yetu ikuwe iyo picha ya baba "who has told you"

President William Ruto is set to make history on April 9, 2026, becoming the first sitting head of state to address a co...
31/03/2026

President William Ruto is set to make history on April 9, 2026, becoming the first sitting head of state to address a county assembly since the introduction of devolution 16 years ago. The President will speak at the Nairobi City County Assembly Chambers at City Hall from 2:30pm, following a formal invitation from Members of the County Assembly. Chief of Staff Felix Koskei confirmed the engagement, noting MCAs have been asked to forward relevant briefs to the Office of the President beforehand.
The address comes nearly two months after the signing of the National Government-Nairobi County Cooperation Pact at State House, a Ksh80 billion urban transformation framework that has drawn mixed reactions. Critics argue the agreement centralises control of Nairobi, while Prime Cabinet Secretary Musalia Mudavadi insists it is a structured partnership aimed at improving service delivery without undermining devolution. The assembly reconvenes from its Easter recess just two days before the historic address.....but wantam nayo haina come back👍 alafu two term ✌️tulisema inabaki tu ya shule

‎THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW YOU ARE‎OLD..!!!👇👇‎1. K**a unajua ulifanya Science‎ikiwa na‎Agriculture, na GHCRE... Wewe ni‎mheng...
31/03/2026

‎THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW YOU ARE
‎OLD..!!!👇👇
‎1. K**a unajua ulifanya Science
‎ikiwa na
‎Agriculture, na GHCRE... Wewe ni
‎mhenga.🥰😂
‎2. K**a ulicheki tv ukajua
‎Inspekta Mwala ako na brother
‎anaitwa Likobe....Tafadhali
‎usiulize🤩😆
‎nywele nyeupe inatoka wapi?.
‎3. K**a ulitumia 5bob, 10bob na
‎20bob ya
‎noti... Anza kuandika will
‎mapema mapema.🤣🤣
‎4. K**a ulipanda matatu zile
‎watu
‎huangaliana....Nanii, kubali tu.🙈🥰
‎5. K**a uliwatch tv channel
‎inaitwa STV na
‎bado unaandika X badala ya
‎S.....Mboss
‎maombi kwako!🥴😂
‎6. K**a picha yako ya ID si
‎coloured... We ni
‎analogue. Na k**a ID yako
‎haiingi kwa wallet...Pea wengine
‎nafasi wazaliwe buana!🤦🏿‍♀️🥰😂😂
‎7. K**a ulikunywa soda inaitwa
‎Softa na
‎Babito, na juice ya Tree Top...Uko
‎pale pale.🥰😂
‎8. K**a Primo ulifanya 8
‎subjects,deactivate
‎your facebook account uanzishe
‎familia.😂😂😂
‎9. K**a uliona kipindi ya
‎Tausi,Maria de
‎Losangeles, na movie ya mbwa
‎ingine hapo
‎inaitwa Rex....Shikamoo babu/
‎nyanya.🥰😂😂
‎10. K**a ushawahi pelekwa date
‎kwa hoteli mkasomea menu nje...
‎Wewe na akina Ole
‎Kaparo na Ole Ntimama ni
‎agemates.🥰🥰🙈
‎11. K**a unatambua zile era za
‎kupigwa picha then unaingoja for
‎a whole month ndio itoke...
‎Mzeiya umekula chumvi, masala,
‎chili,etc etc.🥴😆
‎12. K**a ulinunua tule tu
‎biscuits twa round twa kuuzwa
‎50cent... Wewe uliona Noah
‎akitengeneza Ark!🤦🏿‍♀️🙈🙈😆🙈
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18/03/2026
yani umeachwa juu hauna doo😃😃badala utafute pesa‎‎fala unatafuta mwingine.....jitume nani😋😋 bado spirit ya wao kukukata ...
17/03/2026

yani umeachwa juu hauna doo😃😃badala utafute pesa
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‎fala unatafuta mwingine.....jitume nani😋😋 bado spirit ya wao kukukata inakufwata tu🤜🤛
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12/03/2026

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